california water 

water from Arizona (river water)

if its yellow let mellow if its brown flush it down. In Arizona when its brown flush it twice because California needs the water. California water is a gift from Arizona.
( California water AKA mexican piss )....
note! to Caleefornia dont drink it if you can't feel it.

california water by itichie_nocanpo June 22, 2006

California Water Omelet 

The act of having a woman crack an egg next to your scrotum and simultaneously jacking you off while in very hot bath water.

Janet, this California water omelet would have been just as effective without making me wear the giant baby diaper.

California Water Omelet by theflamingpie August 3, 2011

California Water Balloon

That act of stuffing a water hose up your rectum and turning the water on full blast.

Alex looked like a water balloon after doing a California Water Balloon

California Water Balloon by MrFuntime11 November 15, 2016

california waterfall 

When a man pisses into another persons mouth while the person is on his/her knees.

i fucking made up california waterfall one day in english... Just like Boston Steamer and Im gonna make something up for all the states or citys

california waterfall by mollykins December 29, 2006

California Waterbed 

When a man causes a woman to squirt, but pinches the labia so the vaginal cavity fills up with fluid.

I went to Pelosi's nephew's waterbed store to purchase a new waterbed. Little did I know, the owner porked me on his inventory and gave me a California Waterbed.

California Waterbed by TyPel911 January 24, 2022