California Hot Pocket

The sexual act of taking a dump into a mans open butthole and churning it up with an egg beater. The resulting poo will reflect that of somebody who eats Hot Pockets.

You, the pooper, proceed to take a massive bloody dump onto the other persons face and scream out "VIVA LA REVOLUTION!!!"

Also known as the: "Ceizer Shavez"
Dude, what's the bloody mess all over your face?

It's Fred, he crapped on my face...

California Hot Pocket, huh?


yup...

nice..
by Von Mannshaft February 25, 2009
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California Hot Pocket

When a person uses the outer shelling of a hot pocket, deficates in it, then finally gives it to an unexpecting person to eat.
Dude I gave Cavan the worst California Hot Pocket yesterday it got all over his face.
by Tnasty6993 October 01, 2008
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When the male goes boom boom (poopy) in a females vaginal area and then repeatedly keeps thrusting so the penis is covered in his feces and it is in and out of the vagina.
"Lets get dirty, lets have a california hot pocket"
by Michael Stapleton May 28, 2006
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A California Hot-Pocket is is something one guy gives another -- he pushes a ripe, peeled avocado up a dude's ass and fucks him until he has a cumgasm and makes guacomole, and then makes the guy eat it.
Matt gave me a California Hot-Pocket, and I loved it!
by USAF Cadet December 29, 2020
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To spread the outer lips of a vagina, pee in it and then have sex with the pee still in.
Me and my girlfriend did the CALIFORNIA HOT POCKET last night
by SexManic814 May 09, 2018
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An sexual activity involving two men, where one shits in the other's asshole and then fucks him in the asshole
"dude, I gave Dwayne a mean California hot pocket last night"
by anonymous February 15, 2024
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