The sexual act of taking a dump into a mans open butthole and churning it up with an egg beater. The resulting poo will reflect that of somebody who eats Hot Pockets.
You, the pooper, proceed to take a massive bloody dump onto the other persons face and scream out "VIVA LA REVOLUTION!!!"
Also known as the: "Ceizer Shavez"
You, the pooper, proceed to take a massive bloody dump onto the other persons face and scream out "VIVA LA REVOLUTION!!!"
Also known as the: "Ceizer Shavez"
Dude, what's the bloody mess all over your face?
It's Fred, he crapped on my face...
California Hot Pocket, huh?
yup...
nice..
It's Fred, he crapped on my face...
California Hot Pocket, huh?
yup...
nice..
by Von Mannshaft October 22, 2008
When a person uses the outer shelling of a hot pocket, deficates in it, then finally gives it to an unexpecting person to eat.
by Tnasty6993 August 06, 2008
When the male goes boom boom (poopy) in a females vaginal area and then repeatedly keeps thrusting so the penis is covered in his feces and it is in and out of the vagina.
by Michael Stapleton May 23, 2006
A California Hot-Pocket is is something one guy gives another -- he pushes a ripe, peeled avocado up a dude's ass and fucks him until he has a cumgasm and makes guacomole, and then makes the guy eat it.
by USAF Cadet December 30, 2020
last night I made a California hot pocket
by saggy seth229 November 12, 2019
by SexManic814 March 06, 2018
Is where a woman has anywhere from 2 to 10 guys cum in her and then she gets pawned off on the last guy
Damn bro you know the savage Jane ? I was with that last night and that California hot pocket fucked me over
by California creamy hotpocket January 11, 2024