When you tell a joke so funny that someone laughs so hard and dies...it wasnt so much the joke that killed them it's was because you laughed so hard while you murdered them.
I'm gonna run a "Calder" on that little fucker.

Calder" jokes always kill it
I wanna "Calder" myself
by Chowdapowda February 5, 2023
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calder autism is adhd mixed with high-functioning autism

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Absolutley no one........... him: .......hey guess the song (beats song with his hands banging, not drumming song at all)
us: classic calder autism
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him: aher hehaeh fuck shit
us: that guy has calder autism

Example 2:

Absolutley no one........... him: .......hey guess the song (beats song with his hands banging, not drumming song at all)
us: classic calder autism
by Ya Nan is Hot August 7, 2023
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literally the best teacher you could have and also writes a lot of books
Clay Calder is my teacher “your so lucky lol
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