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Caking is when a guy is dealing with a whore, slut, or anyone he simply wants to fuck and instead of taking the 'hard no' (rejection) or fucking her and leaving, he instead sticks around and takes care of the financial responsibilities, plays 'daddy' to her kids, and/or pretends he's smitten with her.

He's even BAKING CAKES with this woman (hint: that's why we REALLY call it 'caking').

Essentially, it's a man placing himself in the most servile position by going far and beyond what's needed just to get some ass; he's attempting to 'buy the cow' with deeds and gestures WHEN THE ENTIRE NEIGHBORHOOD'S getting free milk, cheeseburgers, and leather jackets.
Simp (on the phone): Hey wifey; I hope you're having a good day!
Simp's friend: Who are you talking to?
Simp: My wifey, Shelia.
Simp's friend: Shelia? The bitch from up the street?! Out of all the bitches to be caking with, you chose her? I know three dudes who've hit it; there's even a sextape of her in a threesome circulating the web.
Simp: SHHHH! She might hear you!
Simp (on the phone): I'm back, baby; now...where were we?
by 800Wmarietta May 24, 2016
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To have a very big butt that makes your body looks nice, but not fat.
Guy 1: "Have you seen Jessica lately?"
Guy 2: "Nah bro, but I heard she caking!"
by angelpotter October 28, 2011
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To dry hump.

Only extremely attractive people may call it 'caking' though.
Aidan: 'Lizzie, let's do some caking'
by analcaking August 16, 2012
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When a guys is all up a girls ass, wasting his time, money, and efforts on a girl that is not really into him but only into what he has to offer to her.
Man quit caking that ho she only likes you cause you spend money on her.

I dont hang with him anymore. He's always caking hoes with his lame ass.

I don't know why he's caking her. She keeps giving me the thirsty look.
by tone bone January 21, 2007
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The late night desire to purchase random combinations of food such as cheese and cake. This my be confused with the munchies but it applies specifically to a combination of foods that include cake. People with this affliction gather in small groups to purchase said items. One HAS to be gay.
Random passerby: What? yo, this dude is buying cheese and cake mix.
Friend of Passerby: What for?
Another Friend of Passerby: Yo, you put cheese in your cake?
Man caking: no, the cheese is for burgers
Passerby: And the cake?
Jonathan Isaacs(look up the name):For Dessert.
by Eder's March 02, 2008
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Using only dry toilet paper, not finishing the job with a moist flushable wipe after pooping resulting in microbes of shit being unknowingly left caked around one's asshole.
'Bro, that chick has a hot ass. You think she is caking though?"

"Hey girl, that guy as the gym was really cute".... "Yuck, he was pretty sweaty and probably caking "
by WheelKaos February 08, 2017
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goofing off, being silly, klutzy, messing up. Stems from common stereotype in pop culture of people failing at baking cakes, falling into them and destroying them, and/or cake ending up in the wrong person's face in silly food fights.
"If Jimmy and Mark hadn't been caking around the whole time we might have actually gotten something done."
by quinnrachet July 17, 2011
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