S.T.D.E.C.T.W.A.N.T.Y.W.C.T.S.L.G.I.M.M 

Should the day ever come that we are not together you will continue to shine like gold in my memories <3

When Zhongli says S.T.D.E.C.T.W.A.N.T.Y.W.C.T.S.L.G.I.M.M

S.T.D.E.C.T.W.A.N.T.Y.W.C.T.S.L.G.I.M.M by Dumbozos <3 February 11, 2022

CT Side Saddle 

While hittin' it from the back, subtly plop the hand onto the lower back/upper right butt cheek. As you are reaming her fuck tunnel, slowly insert your thumb into her butthole. Make an inward to outward motion until you are knuckle deep and massage.

CT: "I just executed the CT side saddle."
?: "Knuckle deep?!"
CT: "Knuckle deep!"

CT Side Saddle by Speedracer19 April 21, 2010

A.C.T.S. 

Assume that every firearm is loaded.
Control the muzzle direction at all times.
Trigger finger must be kept off the trigger and out of the trigger guard.
See that the firearm is unloaded -P.R.O.V.E. it safe.

The vital four A.C.T.S. of firearms safety are Assume, Control ,Trigger and See.

A.C.T.S. by Inteligento September 5, 2007

F.A.C.T.S. Pact 

The acronym 'F.A.C.T.S.' stands for 'Flip A Car Tributary System'. The F.A.C.T.S. Pact is an organization amongst friends in which, in the case of one friend flipping their car in whatever situation, all agreeing members must donate ten dollars to the flipper. Designed for the purpose of cushioning the blow of fucking up your car, it works better with the more people you have in your F.A.C.T.S. Pact.

In the case that one member decides to not pay up, he is banned from the group and should not ever be paid in the case of his car flipping.

"Man, I totally fucked my car up, but at least I can ride the bus until its fixed on the money I got from the F.A.C.T.S. Pact."

"Bob is flipping shit because we aren't paying him for his flip, but he didn't cough up ten bucks when Joe flipped, so the F.A.C.T.S. Pact isn't gonna do shit for him."

F.A.C.T.S. Pact: When you flip your car, it's good to know the F.A.C.T.S.!

F.A.C.T.S. Pact by Andrew Cohen June 11, 2006

CT Scan

when leaving your apartment...friends should scan each other for camel toe

Hey Tonya... you know you can't leave the apartment without the CT Scan girl.....Gots to make sure that camel is in check.

CT Scan by Mneufeld May 1, 2008

S.C.T.S 

is an abbreviation for Socially Camouflaged Targeting System. This is a system invented for self-defence in which you move your hands or posture in a socially acceptable way but increasing your advantage for a pre-emptive strike I.e: you raise your hands without adopting an offence stance and then twatting him when you think you've convinced him you're a soft target, and because you had your hands up in a ''oh god i'm scared'' sort of way gives a more false inpression of dominance whilst shortening the time it takes to strike.

An S.C.T.S:

Offender: Oi you, gimme your money
You:*hands come up in a surrender pose*
alright mate i don't want an.....

*Whack, and then run*

S.C.T.S by Karshy November 14, 2009

CT Swish 

shags his sister and sounds like a ging little speka

wow CT swish fucks his sister in vcs

CT Swish by Slup the purp October 6, 2023