Commit Die

when Ur roblox girlfriend breaks up with you and you type in chat, Commit Die

You: i dont like you

xX.egirl.Xx: ok bye
You: Commit Die!!
You hear sobbing in your uncles room

by Danovan September 08, 2020

commit die

a phrase to tell to someone ordering them to die, commonly used by the Despacito spider. Varies in forms: commit toaster bath, cease vital functions, yeetus yeetus commit self deleetus.

Leave me alone and commit die!

by Veridicule December 27, 2018

Commit die

Commiting die is another term for suicide. Invented by none other than the model star Wilton.

Wilton: Damn I suck at this game if I lose, I'm gonna commit die.

by gamerjhonny February 02, 2022

commit die

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commit die is a meme idiot

by gsbl November 15, 2019

go commit die

the worst thing you can possibly say to someone. this phrase can destroy someone and they will have no way of coming back

person 1: no one likes you ugly ass ni🅱️🅱️a
person 2: go commit die

person 1: shit

by Xx_ass_eater_69 August 12, 2018

go commit die

When grammar dies but u still want to say go kys.

roblox player 1: ur an idit
roblox player 2: ur the f word
roblox player 1: stop being having autism
roblox player 1: go commit die

by iiJason124 August 28, 2018

go commit die

the most deadly insult known to man. say this and your opponent will die 300000000000 times.

man: you are rarted
me: go commit die
man: *does neck rope*

by alee2006 October 05, 2018