Child or teenager that is obsessed with the game franchise, Call of Duty. Will generally play for hours on end, be prone to sudden outbursts of swearing over in-game microphones, and generally denounce every other FPS (First-Person Shooter) game on the basis that it isn't Call of Duty, and therefore shit.
I was trying to show my little brother this awesome new shooter, Gears of Halo: Neptune Company, but since he's just a COD-kid he refused to even try it out, claiming it was gay.
by Talentlezz January 8, 2011
Someone who breaths Call of Duty.
This person would normally talk about Cod in various group settings and would describe how he "pwned a noob" or tomfoolery like that.
Usually these people wouldlook very tired all the time.
This person would normally talk about Cod in various group settings and would describe how he "pwned a noob" or tomfoolery like that.
Usually these people wouldlook very tired all the time.
Search and Destroy on Nuketown
LeGitttSKILZZZZZZ8709-wow why do you all suck so much i'm 15-0 and your all 3-1 and this other faggot is 0-2
DRoPsHoTdIllon-wtf dude get a life its cod
LeGitttSKILZZZZZZ8709-Omg you kids are all fuckin toolboxes thats right. tool fuckin boxes.
TacoTime087-Wow cod nerd..
LeGitttSKILZZZZZZ8709-ARGGGGGGGGGGG
LeGitttSKILZZZZZZ8709 has left the game
Host Migration in progress.
LeGitttSKILZZZZZZ8709-wow why do you all suck so much i'm 15-0 and your all 3-1 and this other faggot is 0-2
DRoPsHoTdIllon-wtf dude get a life its cod
LeGitttSKILZZZZZZ8709-Omg you kids are all fuckin toolboxes thats right. tool fuckin boxes.
TacoTime087-Wow cod nerd..
LeGitttSKILZZZZZZ8709-ARGGGGGGGGGGG
LeGitttSKILZZZZZZ8709 has left the game
Host Migration in progress.
by lolololollolollo noob June 7, 2011
This is someone, typically young, who assumes that they can accomplish IRL what they can in electronic games.
by I, Wreckerrr December 28, 2021
A person with an uncontrollable urge to mention the Call Of Duty series on all corners of the internet and even most plain's of existence. Cod Haters are often times more annoying than the fans of the series bringing up Cod on videos, forums, etc, comparing cod to completely unrelated video games, for example, Fallout 3, Guild Wars, Skyrim, Metro 2033, Pong, Flower, and every other video game video on youtube.
This is an actual comment thread on the metro 2033 review by Gamespot.
commenter#1 Lol what a retard.
Commenter #2 If you do not wanna look like a retard what are you responding about? Don't just say "Lol what a retard".
Commenter #1 But you are mate.
Your comment is completlly retarded and makes no sense,so how do I reply?
You don't try to reason with a guy that comes up to you and starts talking crazy shit now do you?
You're being ignorat for posting that comment,and thinking that it's posiblle to reply to that piece of shit comment with any sort inteligence or reason.
You deserve none.
Moron.
commenter #2.Either you are mentally handicapped or just stupid.
2. I was trying to say that Metro 2033 was better than Call of Duty (but of course everything is better than Call of Duty)
3.Please tell me how I am being "Ignorant" you can not be ignorant of a personal opinion about something.
4. Welcome to the internet.
Commenter #1
You're not sharing your opinion you piece of shit,you're just raging on a game and IGN for no reason.
THEY DIDN'T MENTION COD IN THIS REVIEW ONCE, but you still leave a comment about it,like a good little troll.
There are a milion people that leave the same exact comment on IGN reviews,and you thinking that anyone gives a shit what you think about Cod makes me laugh you fucking moron. If you dont like cod,dont play it. Simple. Cod haters
Welcome to common sense you piece of shit
commenter#1 Lol what a retard.
Commenter #2 If you do not wanna look like a retard what are you responding about? Don't just say "Lol what a retard".
Commenter #1 But you are mate.
Your comment is completlly retarded and makes no sense,so how do I reply?
You don't try to reason with a guy that comes up to you and starts talking crazy shit now do you?
You're being ignorat for posting that comment,and thinking that it's posiblle to reply to that piece of shit comment with any sort inteligence or reason.
You deserve none.
Moron.
commenter #2.Either you are mentally handicapped or just stupid.
2. I was trying to say that Metro 2033 was better than Call of Duty (but of course everything is better than Call of Duty)
3.Please tell me how I am being "Ignorant" you can not be ignorant of a personal opinion about something.
4. Welcome to the internet.
Commenter #1
You're not sharing your opinion you piece of shit,you're just raging on a game and IGN for no reason.
THEY DIDN'T MENTION COD IN THIS REVIEW ONCE, but you still leave a comment about it,like a good little troll.
There are a milion people that leave the same exact comment on IGN reviews,and you thinking that anyone gives a shit what you think about Cod makes me laugh you fucking moron. If you dont like cod,dont play it. Simple. Cod haters
Welcome to common sense you piece of shit
by PointMan January 9, 2013
A child who is around 11 years old and only plays call of duty and when they play other games it's funny.
by Legomen January 25, 2017
The day, or several days after buying a new Call of Duty, that you stay home from school or work in order to play it.
Teacher: Where's Robert today?
Student: He got Modern Warfare 2 yesterday, he must've come down with CoD Flu.
Teacher: ...what a shame.
Student: He got Modern Warfare 2 yesterday, he must've come down with CoD Flu.
Teacher: ...what a shame.
by 53x cast. November 13, 2009
A person (normally male) that is really clumsy, fumble fingered, or just can't do anything correctly.
by Kreigh January 6, 2005