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Chief Nephew Officer - The title of someone who is hired into an organization at a higher management level than their skill or experience would warrant just because their uncle owns the company.
Peon #1 - “Now I know how he got that job
Peon #2 – “Yeah, he’s the CNO. Wish I had a rich uncle who fostered nepotism”
CNO by Imjustsaying2 January 6, 2011
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Chicks Night Out, Noun or Verb

The female version of a Guys Night Out. The female version involves wine instead of beer, and long dinners at expensive restaurants that husband's won't go to.

An inordinate amount of time is spent discussing the menu, followed by a healthy dose of male bashing.
Hey <female friend> we need to have a CNO to celebrate your recent divorce paper filing.

I'm burned out with work, we need to CNO this weekend.

Sorry, can't talk now. CNOing tonight.
CNO by euuayya November 5, 2009
Related Words
CNO cnotedog cnocat Cnochúr cnock Cnock Cnock CNOF Cnomf cnoob Cnoodle
A word you use in place of a word not-yet invented. Invented by why the lucky stiff.
It’s over between me and words. I’d love to stick around and exploit them each, one after another, but it’s all becoming quite predictable, wouldn’t you say? Eventually, they will all be used and I’d have to come up with fake words and that would be way too cnoofy.
cnoofy by Aupajo July 19, 2007
Man 1: Did you know Dingus and Cnote are related?
Man 2: Really?
Man 1: Yeah, Dingus is his uncle. All part of the rodent family.
cnote by Kenzo_Representative April 24, 2022
A cool way of saying know. :] As the kuh sound is always silent why not use a different kuh?
Paul: Hey long time!
Pete: I cnow!
Cnow by babescream March 30, 2009
Cnovels, otherwise known as C-novels are Chinese novels or stories. Most of them have been adapted into Donghua or Manhua. They've grown increasingly popular in the West due to the influence and strain in Chinese culture and have already dominated most of Asian media
Cnovels are way better than english novels.
Cnovel by Hua Cheng January 21, 2021
Cnotte is a poor man who has learned how to live off the very little doe he earns.
Also used as a verb.
I'm feeling very cnotte this check better last two weeks.

As a verb.

I've cnotted all month long.

I'm cnotting right now can't afford to go out.
cnotte by Chris January 28, 2005
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