CN Tower

Canada's Giagantic Superweaon,
CN Tower can fire lasers out of the tip of the tower, bouncing off of a satelight mirror in the sky and can hit anywhere in the world at any given time.

the hudsons bay is actually consealing a gigantic solar pannel which absorbs sunlight and converts it into energy which is stored inside the sky dome (rogers center) , which can then be channeled to the CN tower to fire whenever Canada is in a crisis.

The CN Tower is the most powerful weapon on Earth.

CN Tower by Paddy O'Mally February 9, 2009

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A very big tower in Toronto right at the water and has a glass floor for people to walk on.

1. Welcome to Toronto, There is plenty to do here, We can go to Canada's Wonderland, the Zoo and go up the CN tower.

2.When we flew into Toronto we saw a big building, What was it, Was it the CN Tower

cn tower by Zack S.378325 September 6, 2008

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CN Tower

A sexual act that involves two males and one slampiece (female). One male lies down on his back, his phallus standing towering with pride. The other male stands up, just as tall. The female is in a handstand position above the first/lying down males' phallus, performing oral sex. The standing male holds on to the female by the ankles lifting her up and down, eating her beaver in the process.. alternating between eating poutine and eating beaver of course. Oh Canada!

Bro #1: Bro, my maple syrup is begging to be tasted, I need a slampiece.
Bro #2: Bro, let's find a slampiece to CN Tower! I bet Candy is down!
Candy: OH CANADA!

CN Tower by thisisproofq May 24, 2011

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CN tower

CN tower - oral sex with male standing tall while the female is sitting on his shoulders with legs wrapped around his neck. Female must have her arms straight in the air holding on to her wrist.

Hey Brandon, Bet you can't CN tower that fat chick.

CN tower by Nibs77 June 2, 2017

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CN Tower

The tallest tower in Toronto and an icon of the city.

No one from Toronto has actually been to the CN Tower. No one's paying for a tourist attraction when they're not tourists.

CN Tower by bluepen75 May 27, 2021

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

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