cheese whiz

A cheese whiz is the process of farting when you pee. Generally due to the natural relaxing of muscle tissue in both the rectal region as well as the anal region during urination.
Also spelled as: cheese wiz

Generally when I pee, it's a cheese whiz. I am frequently complemented as being on key as a tenor when this occurs around others. I can produce 1 pint and 2 bars at D Minor seventh simultaneously.

by Big Ed Moustapha August 14, 2010

Cheese Whiz

The cheesy goodness in a can that Ryan Ross is addicted to.

Ryan Ross- I NEED MORE CHEESE WHIZ BRENDAN

by RYDEN IS REAL August 09, 2017

cheese whiz

Bullshit, nonsense

Do you have a theory here, McCoy, or are you just spraying cheese whiz into the wind?
Law & Order, Series 6 episode 18

by Mohamed April 05, 2004

Cheese Whiz

The thing you put on toast when u dont want butter or jam

Cheese whiz is one chemical way from being cheese. The chemical is cheese.
The Cheese whiz on that toast was mediocre at best

by Cheese Master Q June 04, 2007

cheese whiz

Weapon of mass destruction.

Holy shit! Those iraqies just cheese whizzed us.

by Rah November 21, 2003

cheese whiz

Mankind's miracle in a can!

mmmmmmmm, cheesie

by jeffo July 05, 2003

cheese whiz

Canned non-food item!

by Dave August 13, 2003