cake batter

Cake batter is the elusive middle-state shit that is not quite hard but not quite loose or watery, but somewhere in between. Prominent indicators of cake batter are the large amount of fecal matter left clinging to the ass/hair as well as the need to exceed the nominal wipe count in order achieve maximum cleanliness.

Much like a quality meringue, Adam's cake batter exhibited well formed peaks in both the bowl and his ass.

by teh collective January 13, 2010

cake batter

A person composed of more than one race.

Coined by AMW aka JD Jr. in the cold winter days of Janurary 09 in order to describe a certain sorority sister.

That girl is a batch of cake batter.

by wwmcd January 28, 2009

Cake Batter

Is when you pull you dick out of the asshole after you nutted inside, and the tan substance around his hole looks like baking batter.

So you gonna rim my hole? Hell nah trade, not after I just nutted in your cakes, you got cake batter dirty bitch!!

by wmata_ninja May 12, 2015

cake batter

another term for diareah aka loose shit.

after a night of drinking and smoking, mason left some cake batter in the toliet. Can also be used as a verb. Nick cake battered after a night of chinese food and wine

by NRB155 January 28, 2006

cake batter

for something that was just out of this world, amazing

ex: "Dude that top is better than cake batter."

by MaryWash November 29, 2011

Cake Batter Splatter

Looking down into the toilet bowl after a loud defecation, to find it littered with droplets of light brown liquid shit, resembling the delicious batter of a coffee cake.

"Does anyone have a toilet brush handy? Gotta clean the bowl; I did a huge cake batter splatter"

by WillyCravemore June 21, 2018

11 inch cake batter maker

A pretty enormous sized penis that can ejaculate a large amount of semen with the thickness of cake batter.

Jennifer: Wow who made this much cake batter and left it out?

Tom: Thats not cake batter but i'll show you my 11 inch cake batter maker! (whips it out and ejaculates on jennifer)

Jennifer: What the fuck tom?! its all thick and hot and tastes so good!

by Vince! May 17, 2008