Dude she just told me she was single so I hooked up with her , then her friend called me a dick because she has a boyfriend, "CAF"!
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The term used as a spoken abreviation of the word cafeteria, and is used mostly by college students across the country.
"where you eatin at?"

"I'm bout to go to the caf they got fried chicken today"


by Phil March 06, 2005
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Man tonight we are getting CAF!
-Derek Todd

Tonight is cloudy with a chance of OVER CAF
-Kyle Gunn
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Stands for "Corny As F*%&". Often said after someone goes too far with a joke, is serious about a dumb topic, or uses a song lyric in casual conversation,
Person 1 (trying on a shirt): "It doesn't fit."
Person 2: "Your head is too big to fit in the hole."
Person 1: "That's what she said!"
Person 3: "Oooooh, that's what she saiiiiidddd" (to the tune of 'Whatcha Say' by Jason DeRulo)
Person 2: That's frickin CAF!
by Cafmeister January 07, 2010
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"caf", pronounced like "calf", stands for "Creepy Ass Fuck", as in, someone who is extremely creepy and lacking in normal social skills. cafs can be either male or female. cafs like to overdose on drawing and viewing anime characters, overuse the phrase "epic fail", and most recently, have been seen hanging around theatre auditoriums and public chatroom sites. they generally do not smell good, and are rarely seen moving from place to place (they are usually just sitting at their current location). cafs like to call themselves names of inanimate objects, like "noodle", or "ketchup", and ask of everyone they meet to be called by their preferred "nickname". cafs blatantly like to blurt out random facts, as if they were part of a "bing" commercial. both males and females put as little effort into their attire as possible, rarely change their outfits, and usually smell pretty bad.
i was standing next to this really smelly, creepy dude in line for harry potter tickets.
oh, you mean a caf??
by marshalltheatre May 04, 2011
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Acronym: Classy As Fuck-

A state of being or a description of a group of activites that one can participate in that are normally only reserved for royalty and the wealthy.
1.) Lewis: Hey mayne what are you doing tonight?

T-Pain: Eh I don't know bro, but were definitely getting CAF.

2.) Lauren: "Kimmie, why are you eating like that, that is totally not CAF!"

3.) Reamsicle: "O! FT-Squared, Where were you last night? That party was CAF. Wine was flowing and there were even finger foods!
by t-pleazy March 12, 2010
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