Byram 

a hick-township in northern new jersey (the farmy part) with no zip code, 2 police, 28 units of livestock, 3 traffic lights, 8,000 people, 22 square miles of land, and 30 lakes. the town center includes a shop rite and some bank that never made it to the regional level. oh well, at least the dutch tried.

i love byram...*wakes up from nightmare*

Byram by coryk2 July 30, 2006

byram 

The slums of Greenwich, CT the people who live there don't like to be associated with Greenwich Proper, as they don't like to be associated with Byram

All the best people in Greenwich come from Byram

byram by Holko January 13, 2005

Byram 

Basically Mayberry, USA. Hick-township in Northern New Jersey. Has an annual Corn Fest, no post office, and 85% Scout membership. 9,000 people, 30+ lakes, and everyone knows everyone else. Actually, they're most likely related.

Parades every year, picturesque views, lots of forest. A town civic center, movies in the parks in the summer.

The cultural center is the Byram Shoprite, where most of the town's youth are employed. 6% divorce rate. Very little crime. They say bad things happen everywhere, but the people who say that have never been to Byram.

The biggest event of the year is Byram Day every September, featuring fire works, crafts, food, games, rides, and good ol' family fun.

Byram is the Township of Lakes.
Byram is so lame it doesn't even have a post office.

Byram by byramaniac August 6, 2009

Byram 

A friend which you have which is always a complete asshole to you and overreacts to everything.

You ass, stop being such a Byram

Byram by rz8005 May 3, 2014

Byram Hills 

A high school in the rich, preppy Jewish town of armonk with selfish students who expect their parent to buy the kids everything including their high school diploma. Friday and Saturday nights are spent partying. The parties pretty much consist of alcohol and weed and a whole of of spontaneous blowjobs. After that's over everyone crams for the 50 tests that they the next week. And that is pretty much Byram hills for you. It's academically tough and really excellent but the environment is bat shit crazy.

In Byram hills the Girls don't wear clothes to school...barely

Byram Hills by Chillinglg October 12, 2013

Byram’d

To be completely fucked by an overcompensating red dot Indian aka it guy

I came into work today expecting a good day but was Byram’d instead

Byram’d by Vultures dad August 11, 2020

Byram Hills School District 

A school district in Armonk. Not all the kids are rich and preppy. Services Bedford and Pleasantville. Not all the kids care a lot about fashion. Adults pretend thats there is cyberbullying when there really isn't. Not that great a district has everyone says.

Byram Hills School District is in Armonk

Byram Hills School District by couldn't think of a name 7 November 30, 2010