butthole bandit 

An assfucker of opportunity. Usually someone who won't take by force, but participates in a gang rape or by slipping a 'Mickey' to someone and cornholing them while they are passed out.

Brian was afraid his cellmate was a butthole bandit.

butthole bandit by shazizizzle April 8, 2003

butthole bandit 

some one who likes to eat out the ass alot

kent why you being such a butthole bandit

butthole bandit by alex mizzathews November 21, 2004

butthole bandit 

noun:

a person who without prior knowledge or consent, sticks anything in or around the premises of your butthole.

see also: Buttfinger, Asshole Assassin,

After my best friend Andrea did the weekly walk of shame from the guys house last night all the way back to my place, she then told me how her Thursday night fuck buddy "accidently" put a finger in her butthole.

Andrea: At first I thought he just got it in the wrong hole, but then it happened AGAIN...

Liz: Yo he totally violated your ass on purpose. He's a secret butthole bandit!

butthole bandit by ae123456 September 14, 2012

Butthole Bandit 

A boy, who on new years thought it would be sexy to stick his fingers/fist in an unnamed girl's butthole.

There are plausible candidates, however the true bandits identity is unknown

Liam! What are you doing with your hand up Ana's butthole! You're being the ILL butthole bandit right now!

Butthole Bandit by jsilll February 24, 2011

The ohio butthole tickling bandit 

A man from Ohio who represents the state, who goes around and mugs people by tickling their asshole so much that they shit on his hands and he steals it and gives it to the government for testing.

Jonathan was arrested after the Ohio butthole tickling bandit stole his shit and test results shown that he blazed 24/7

The ohio butthole tickling bandit by DICTIONARYMAN8 August 4, 2022

The ohio butthole tickling bandit 

The ohio butthole tickling bandit is a buff black man who tickles your butthole when you are in ohio, he uses a technique that makes you liquid shit all over his hand and he then takes your credit card and checks how much you blazed. if you have at least one case of blazing he will tickle your butthole until you shit out not only your dick, but your balls. and then makes you attracted to minors, play genshin impact on the toilet, and lose all memories of a father and mother.

Patricia: never go to Ohio!
Why?
Patricia: The ohio butthole tickling bandit is on the loose! And we both know that we blaze every week

The ohio butthole tickling bandit by MonkeyFucker9000 February 16, 2023

The Ohio Butthole Tickling Bandit 

A man who runs up to Ohio people and tickles their butthole with a technique that makes them shit everywhere, he then tastes the shit and decides if you blaze or not, if you do, he’ll call the police on you, watch out there in Ohio or you’ll be next!

The Ohio Butthole tickling bandit tickled me until I shat in his hand!

The Ohio Butthole Tickling Bandit by DICTIONARYMAN8 August 4, 2022