Butt Bungee 

Technical term for the freely cord used to prevent skydivers not specifically tailored to their rig from falling out of the harness. Rumored to add a special something to the seated canopy position.

"Dang, if it wasn't for that butt bungee I would have had an entire rig cutaway."
"Does this butt bungee make my ass look dummy thick or is it just me?"

Butt Bungee by Skydyver January 17, 2021

butt bungler 

A person who profusely gravitates to get in or around your rectum or someone who is pain in the rectum. This will usually commence during toilet encounters when someone will wait for you sit on the toilet when out of nowhere their finger enters your rectum.

Turns out cal is a big butt bungler. I have to admit I kind of enjoyed it.

butt bungler by Big gaz 98 December 19, 2019