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the black stuff on your bagel when you over-toast it.
Patty: "I'm scraping the burntness off my bagel."
Burntness by megev February 2, 2009
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hermus burntness 

state of sleepiness and tiredness derived from the words hermit and burnt.
"i'm totally hermus burntness today, man."
hermus burntness by viggly veigs November 20, 2007
Life is full of things that are unnecessary, needlessly unpleasant, and stinky. Butts are one of them. We all have at least one in our lives. Buttness can be used to describe anything that is awkward, uncomfortable, and makes you say "Was that really necessary???" It feels most at home in situations where you look back and realize that there really was no good reason for what you just experienced.
"I hate this office, there's just so much buttness going on!"

"She's full of buttness, what's her problem!?"

"Ouch, *buttness* that hurt!"
Buttness by Mango#5 September 14, 2009
Informal adjective used to describe someone (usually female) who is considered to be very ugly looking.
John: Alright mate, what do you think of that bird by the bar?

Rob: Mate, she's awful, in fact she's buntress!
buntress by richard jacobs October 31, 2006
something veryyyyy stupid, something you hate/dislike, also something grossss as fuck.
paige loves sharpies up her puss,


thats fuckkkin bunkness.
To be bunk.
Not cool or boring
Comes from the root work Bunk
This party is full of bunkness
Bunkness by Deckaka August 31, 2005

turntness 

a word to describe one's level of uncontrollable activities.
We have to jump into the college life with turntness during rush week.
turntness by Freshniggas February 15, 2014
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