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Burger King’s Two Extra Crowns 

When you get a blowjob from a Burger King employee in the bathroom while you and the partner are both wearing Burger King’s signature crowns. When ordering at the counter on any day from 5pm-closing, you can ask for two extra crowns with your meal and the employee is obligated to suck you off.
Customer: May I have a Whopper Jr. with Burger King’s Two Extra Crowns?

Employee: (sighs) Fine. This is the third time today!
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Burger King Kid's Club 

A parody of what corporate marketing execs believe a "diverse" society would be like.

Created by fast food giant Burger King, this group of friends contains every single race/gender/orientation imaginable.

You got the black kid, the mexican kid, the autistic 4chan user, the basic white bitch, the dyke, the cripple, the nerdy jew and a fucking dog to top it all off.

No group of friends on earth look like this. It only exists in the wet dreams of college professors and fast food peddlers.

Every movie and entertainment product created after the year 2010 must contain this exact ratio of characters.
The global elite will not stop until every high school looks like a Burger King Kid's Club.

The Marvel Cinematic Universe contains a Burger King Kid's Club of characters.

Burger King Salute 

When you are out at a restaurant and the food makes you have to take a shit.

Term can be modified to fit the restaurant you are visiting.
Pardon me gentlemen, I needed to do the ole' Burger King Salute.
Burger King Salute by xOrzox December 5, 2018

The Burger King Squad 

A squad of g0rls and their dates that go to burger king on Instagram DMs
0mg is that the ic0nic burger king squad?
Oh no its the burger king squad!

Burger King Syndrome 

In a committed relationship, the phenomenon of one partner believing that they are entitled to have everything they ask of their partner with zero compromise or accountability on their part. This partner treats the relationship as though it were a Burger King restaurant in which they can “have it their way” with zero possibility of disagreement from the other partner(s).
Kim and Tom broke up because Tom had Burger King Syndrome. Dude had no concept of compromise.

Burger King Smash

when someone shoves a Burger King burger up your asshole and fucks you.
If he agrees to Burger King smash you then he’s a real one.

Burger King Gutter Slut 

A Dirty Diseased Girl, Who's been everywhere with everyone, that let you "Have it your Way"
Heather is quite a burger king gutter slut.

Isn't Steph a burger king gutter slut.