Burf

When an albino folk has a Boner. A burf sac is well you can guess.

Albino guy: hey Greg
Greg: oh my god you have a burf ....!
Albino guy: would ya look at that ;)

by Tipcamtoj June 2, 2011

burf

onomatopoeia which people use to make others feel "played".

Burf, he has on two different socks.

by Jamma Sonn December 30, 2005

Burf Slap

A burf slap is a rule in beer pong where a team gets one chance per game to backhand the opposing team's ball as it reaches a cup, without any penalties. If a second burf slap is used, that team loses. Burf slaps make beer pong more interesting and can be a great tactical move for those strategic players.

Player: "If I make this shot we win"
Opponent: "You're forgetting I have my burf slap still"

by Sam Isaac May 10, 2014

burfing

literally means Boat Surfing. The use of a boat to surf waves. Jet skis can also be used. This a very dangerous sport that requires skill and good equipment and should only be undertaken by professional badasses like Ron and Conrad in Conrad's 17ft boston whaler while listening to Megadeth.

the swell was pumping so ron and i went burfing out side of the surfers and put the fear of good into those pussy bitches

by captain badass February 16, 2006

Chezy Burf Burriton

When you tea-bag someone while they are sleeping and give them a wedgie at the same time.

Dude 1: "Hey dude I met this really hot chic last night at the club."
Dude 2: "How did it go, did you take her home?"
Dude 1: "Yea and she passed out on my couch with her heels on so i gave her a chezy burf burriton!"
Dude 2: "Incredible!"

by Ceddi December 29, 2009

happy burf dizzle

a creative and clever rendition of happy birthday. this amazing creation must never be used by bros, bro hos, hardcore kids, scene kids, metalheads, murderers(a.k.a. anyone in the military), blacks, terrorists, anyone who plays WOW or any other LARP game, wiggers, people who watch HOUSE or 24, people who wear abercrombie and fitch or hollister, girls with fake tits, people who drink starbucks and own ipods, and anyone who likes the yankees.

knock knock knock
-opens door-
hey..

hey dude. happy burf dizzle.

haha...for sure, thanks.

*happy ending*

by pasunememoire January 28, 2009

smut hole burfing

Smut hole burfing is where someone burfs (throws up) down an outhouse hole.

"I gotta toss my cookies," said Ben after chugging most of a bottle of gin.

Ned directed Ben to the outhouse, where he put one one of the most impressive and explosive displays of smut hole burfing ever seen.

by scodder May 31, 2010