Conrad's Mom 

Conrad's Mom is simply the most attractive woman you have ever meant

"Yo have you seen Conrad's Mom?"
"Yeah she's really hot"

Conrad's Mom by Tangashima November 24, 2020

conrad’s penis

Big as dick. Anytime a girl sees him drop his pants they drop on it. But be careful I could get hurt for how big it is ;). Personally it is amazing it’s like a BBC but white

Omgggg he has a Conrad’s penis! YUMMY!

conrad’s penis by Fjcncmckgigkbkvogoglblgogo July 31, 2019

Conrad Salute 

To exclaim loudly "Ay guys!" whilst wearing nothing but boxers. The Conrad Salute is also acceptable while drunk, and in the middle of the night/early morning

Guy1:"Ay Guys!"
Guy2: Conrad Salute, yeah man!

Conrad Salute by Mike Koply July 20, 2008

Conrad Schools of Science 

A school in Wilmington, Delaware with grades 6-12. It is a school with a variety of personalities, from Hockessin Girls to actually amazing people, to some douche bags, to rednecks. It is a place with some decent sports teams. The red wolves (formerly the redskins) has a rivalry with Delaware Military Academy and Charter School of Wilmington. But fuck you CSW because we have more AP classes and less assholes in our classrooms. A lot of our students cheat our way through classes, but that’s okay because we had like four students in the class of 2019 go to Ivy League schools. Overall the school is impressive with grades and we have some amazing teachers.

CSS: well Conrad Schools of Science has more AP classes and is so much cooler.

CSW: Well you guys cheat in classes.

CSS: shhhhh

Conrad Schools of Science by mackenZie05 June 18, 2019

Conrad Schools of Science 

Conrad is a school in Delaware that is portrayed to outsiders as an academic school with some good sports teams. However, once you are in there is nothing to be found but white trash and severe ghetto qualities. If you go into the high school bathrooms, the first thing to hit you with be the smell of weed, and then ghetto hoe trying to tell you off. Most of the boys are either nerdy gamers or ghetto f-boys. The six graders are kept away from all this to start but as soon as you start exploring the high school level and even the older middle school, it is just a trashy school. While the courses are great, they are worthless with the constant cheating and plagiarism. Bullying is a huge problem at Conrad and the administration do nothing about it when it is reported. There are also many fights at Conrad and to the students it has become a regular.

Conrad student: “I have so much homework!”
CSW student: “bitch! You literally have one thing that you cheated on! Try having 8 hours of hw every night!”
Conrad student: “but copying is to much effort. I’ll just hit my pen and take a sick day.”

Conrad schools of science students are lazy, ghetto, and stoners

Conrad Schools of Science by Mr.Weedbody May 1, 2019

Conrad Schools of Science 

Conrad Schools of Science is a schools in Delaware. In Conrad you will mainly find typical white students, and a few students here and there of different races. Almost all students at Conrad are nice, kind, and generous. I have only been at Conrad for two months so please feel free to make your own definition that includes more about the subject.

Student A: Did you get into Conrad Schools of Science?
Student B: Yes, but I dislike how much homework I end up bringing home every night.

Conrad Schools of Science by Anaru Kasane November 21, 2016

Conrad simpson 

Conrad is that one kid who’s nose is so long and fat

He’s also 9ft 7inch

“Harreh stop closing the sun roof I’m fucking stuck “

Conrad Simpson -“Have you seen that Conrad kids nose it’s fucking huge “

“ I know it poked me in the eye in pe”

Conrad simpson by Sammy Boyd October 5, 2020