by fatimus maximo September 9, 2007
When one sneaks chili onto the bumper car ride, completes one lap, then proceeds to eat as much chili as possible while spilling as little as possible. A tablespoon must be used, and it is important to avoid the many children who will target chili-eaters on the bumper cars. It is also recommended to wear all white during the challenge.
Person 1: "Hey man, wanna do the Bumper Car Chili Challenge?"
Person 2: "Sure, I'll go get a camera and some oily chili!"
Person 2: "Sure, I'll go get a camera and some oily chili!"
by Poopitydoodoi July 29, 2016
A person who is often wrongly l labeled a hot mess, or train wreck, but they are actually trying to do the right thing or better themselves only to wind up in a situation they can’t escape from no matter what they do.
She has tried many different paths in life, but she never succeeds and makes things worse than before. Her whole life is one big bumper car clusterfuck.
by gogeauxf June 10, 2021
Person 1: OMG, Did you see how Kanye bumper carred Taylor for Kim?
Person 2: IK, I can't believe he did that.
Person 2: IK, I can't believe he did that.
by CeilingFan2040 October 16, 2023
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