Bum gravy

The slightly brown coloured whippij that is often acquired after strenuous physical activity or a stressful experience. One would be particularly susceptible to bum gravy if it was an extremely hot day.

*Sun beaming down on Jeremy*
Jeremy: "Guys, does anyone have a tissue?"
Friends: "No, why?"
Jeremy: "I can feel the bum gravy brewing again"

by Siaidhwbdis February 10, 2017

Bum Gravy

Rich brown porridge issuing forth from the slimy sludge gates.

Jesus, that curry gave me bad bum gravy.

by Rees August 19, 2005

bum gravy

wet warm runny shit. sometimes returns even after you wipe (Dieareha)

man those tacos gave me some really bad bum gravy!

by Anonymous May 16, 2003

bum-gravy

sloppy shit; Diarrhoea

i had trouble wiping my bum-gravy

by KnightstarExpress May 21, 2003

bum gravy

the morning after a major booze fest you might splatter the pan with bum gravy/ass water/diarrhoea.

my guts were rotten this morning, i had a major case of bum gravy

by steven bakewell August 10, 2006

bum gravy

well this happens a milli-second after a cough, sneeze or a little fart, it is the watery shity stuff that skids your boxers, sometimes you arnt sure if it has happened and have to check, other times you know for sure. bum gravy

oh no i just had bum gravy!

by dougiemc January 20, 2009

bum gravy

when practicing anal sex, sometime you may notice a thin sludgy brown liquid on your penis. this is known as bum gravy.

i took home this girl the other night, we had normal sex, then decided to try anal. about five minutes later my penis was covered in bum gravy. not a pretty sight!!!

by steven clarey September 04, 2007