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A statement made that is unconcerned with the truth or falsity of a situation.
"This is the best car you'll get ever! "
"That's bullshit."
by jovyne October 02, 2018
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When your cousin says "I'll be there for you." but he blocks you on Discord.
Brandon: Just be there for your cousins when they need you.

Me: Hey Bran-

Brandon: What do YOU want?!

Me: This is bullshit...
by Not Ducky August 29, 2020
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Anything anyone says is so Cunton, meaning bullshit. Cunton means completel bull crap, totally false, a waste of breath & a waste of hearing. Saying cunton refers to lies, insults, misjudgment, discrimination, prejudice, sexual harrasssment, peer pressure, bad choices, jail time, anything bad that happens in your life & anything anyone says is total Bullshit, or pulling a cunton.
by Fuckcunton December 13, 2019
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Something that is unfair or unbelievable. Implies a bias against whatever the desired outcome is.
"Hey Rosco, how are the Raiders doing?"

"Would be much better if it weren't for all the bullshit penalties.:
by Skipjack101175 December 29, 2019
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When you're aware that a post/meme is not about you, because it's not really about anybody in particular, it's just somebody looking to fuck with somebody's head on social media, you know everything that comes from the source is fiction, its bullshit. It's somebody saying everything they want to say to somebody they know in real life, in the form of talking to/about nobody in particular/directly, which is about as chicken shit as you get. The same kind of chicken shit tries to write everything they really want to say to somebody (in real life) down for show in the form of a script or a note so the other person will laugh when they hear it instead of calling it what it is, chicken shit.
Bullshit is something that sounds good or convincing, but isn't reality.
by Solid Mantis October 07, 2020
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The girl who starts changing the rules she made as she went when she finds out they never worked in the first place.
by Solid Mantis November 19, 2020
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