Buechner

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If you meet a teenager with the surname of Buechner, you should avoid this person at all costs! This person is unfortunately repeats the Pop Smoke lyrics from the hit song "Dior" She like the way that I dance She like the way that I move She like the way that I rock She like the way that I woo" CONSTANTLY. This person watches My Hero Macadamia on repeat for 23 hours and 69 minutes per day. Finally, he is super good at swimming in Loot Lake with all his flopper friends!

Person 1: "Did you see that guy named David Buechner? He was swimming in Loot Lake with the Golden Slurpfish and Midas Flopper!
Person 2: OMG! Yeah I did he's soooooooo flippin sexy, I wish he would talk to me, but he watches My Hero Macadamia. 🚩

Buechner by Big Muscular Daddy Asian December 11, 2022

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Buechlered

A state of extreme intoxication. Unable to preform simple tasks due to your liver processing an overwhelming amount of alcohol

Will: Bro! You were so buechlered last night! My sister had to drive your truck home.

Pat: Yea I know. My parents busted me the second I walked through the door.

Buechlered by Barton's fun-stopper September 21, 2011

Related Words

Buechner • Buechlered • Dane Buechler • Jake Buchner • jud buechler

jud buechler

The act of participating in a three-some - or really any act of sex with simultaneous, multiple partners - and not receiving any "play."

"Me and my BRO scored six hot slam pieces and brought em' back to the pad and 'knocked some boots.' I literally did all the work! My bro was a total jud buechler.

jud buechler by tjw8790 August 25, 2010

Dane Buechler

A person

Dane Buechler is a person.

Dane Buechler by YAYMANYAY January 26, 2022

Jake Buchner

The biggest flirt. Kisses every girl, known for being Mr. steal yo girl... Ladies man, but also likes guys.

"Jake Buchner is the biggest f boy!!!"

Jake Buchner by ilovemwtdew June 6, 2018

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026