Buechner 

If you meet a teenager with the surname of Buechner, you should avoid this person at all costs! This person is unfortunately repeats the Pop Smoke lyrics from the hit song "Dior" She like the way that I dance She like the way that I move She like the way that I rock She like the way that I woo" CONSTANTLY. This person watches My Hero Macadamia on repeat for 23 hours and 69 minutes per day. Finally, he is super good at swimming in Loot Lake with all his flopper friends!

Person 1: "Did you see that guy named David Buechner? He was swimming in Loot Lake with the Golden Slurpfish and Midas Flopper!
Person 2: OMG! Yeah I did he's soooooooo flippin sexy, I wish he would talk to me, but he watches My Hero Macadamia. 🚩

Buechner by Big Muscular Daddy Asian December 11, 2022

Buechlered 

A state of extreme intoxication. Unable to preform simple tasks due to your liver processing an overwhelming amount of alcohol

Will: Bro! You were so buechlered last night! My sister had to drive your truck home.

Pat: Yea I know. My parents busted me the second I walked through the door.

Buechlered by Barton's fun-stopper September 21, 2011

jud buechler 

The act of participating in a three-some - or really any act of sex with simultaneous, multiple partners - and not receiving any "play."

"Me and my BRO scored six hot slam pieces and brought em' back to the pad and 'knocked some boots.' I literally did all the work! My bro was a total jud buechler.

jud buechler by tjw8790 August 25, 2010

Dane Buechler 

A person

Dane Buechler is a person.

Dane Buechler by YAYMANYAY January 26, 2022

Jake Buchner 

The biggest flirt. Kisses every girl, known for being Mr. steal yo girl... Ladies man, but also likes guys.

"Jake Buchner is the biggest f boy!!!"

Jake Buchner by ilovemwtdew June 6, 2018