Buddhist Monk 

The sexual act of cumming on a woman's shaven or bald head.

"Did you hear about Damien's girl? She has to get chemo!"

"Good news is, he'll be able to buddhist monk that shit!"

Monk Buddhist Cum

Buddhist Monk by j_w84 April 24, 2010

The Buddhist Monk 

After ejaculating upon a girls face, you douse her in gasoline and proceed to light her on fire.

Jimmy got twenty to life after he gave his girlfriend the buddhist monk.

The Buddhist Monk by Sam5232 December 29, 2007

reverse buddhist monk 

The act of covering yourself in an orange bed cloth, followed by shaving of your head and chanting from an ancient ritual text, while performing sexual act such as the crouching flamingo hidden dong in reverse.

Honey, i'm so excited to try the reverse buddhist monk soon as the kids leave for school

reverse buddhist monk by Defmaster69 April 11, 2015

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008