Btd

Bout to die

That shit so funny I’m btd💀😂

by ahhhhionknow May 30, 2018

BTD

Bring that dick. It's a blunt and concise request, disguised with text. It means they're horny and restless, for consensual sex.

"But I got your text, saying BTD
With an eggplant, a peach, and little water drops
So I’m assuming you're wet"

by rkskr February 13, 2021

BTD

When people are being really stupid and irritating and disrespectful, and things are really corrupt you use this abbreviation which stands for "Bitches These Days"

Person 1: Emma hooked up with Kaylee's boyfriend Alex???!!!
Person 2: What the eff is up with that?! BTD!!!!!

by Alkaymma Bamurlein January 13, 2011

BTD

BTD, Buy The Dip (stocks). In a bull market people buy stocks when ever they dip believing they will be more expensive after a while.

Investors keep on BTD until the market finally crashes.

by euroelho October 8, 2018

BTDS

BTDS is an acronym that stands for Bigger Than Dick Shit. When you take a huge ass shit, look into the toilet and wonder "I think that's bigger than my dick" you've taken a BTDS.

Joe: Yo Tommy, check the toilet, I just left a BTDS
Tommy: Your BTDS's are like 4 inches

by -Asher October 20, 2010

BTD

used to express the feeling of being "Bored To Death",
it is used when you have nothing to do that is interesting.

Used when talking on messenger "john: whacha doing? mike: not much, btd"

by ElenaXAB March 31, 2009

BTD

Brothers Till Death

Hey we BTD

by jr_smith36 November 23, 2022