An unknown species from an unknown location in the wilderness, high key homeless, but likes to tell people they’re not so that they don’t get shouted at. A Bryant usually has many hobbies, one of them includes photography:
A bryant loves To photograph pedestrians without their consent.
Sometimes a Bryant may even break into your house and photograph your treadmill.
Watch out
A bryant loves To photograph pedestrians without their consent.
Sometimes a Bryant may even break into your house and photograph your treadmill.
Watch out
Bro 1: “bro you hear that, sounds like someone’s in your gym”
Bro 2: “bro the other day when I went in there, there were about 20 odd tripods with go pros set up around my treadmill, and when i looked at the footage from these go pros, there was this weird man in a belly top and booty shorts running on my treadmill chanting homophobic slurs”
Bro 1: bro....I don’t know how to put this...but I think you’ve been infested with Bryantas bugs”
Bro 2: dude...how do I get rid of them?
Bro 1: bro, you can’t.
Bro 2: “bro the other day when I went in there, there were about 20 odd tripods with go pros set up around my treadmill, and when i looked at the footage from these go pros, there was this weird man in a belly top and booty shorts running on my treadmill chanting homophobic slurs”
Bro 1: bro....I don’t know how to put this...but I think you’ve been infested with Bryantas bugs”
Bro 2: dude...how do I get rid of them?
Bro 1: bro, you can’t.
by Smolbean tarik April 17, 2019
Gorgeous individual with a vibrant soul. Often misunderstood and sometimes an asshole, he truly cares about those that matter to him.
by thedawg93 November 23, 2021
Tries too hard to be funny and everyone fucking hates him. Tries to play football but can barely catch/ throw. Fuck Bryant
by Bigdickgothgf August 15, 2019
he is a bryant
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