Brown Ringer

When you fuck someone up the ass. Sometimes it leaves a brown ring around your dick.

"Dude, why is your girlfriend walking funny?"

"Cuz she just gave me a brown ringer! Wanna see?"

"Man, go wash that shit off!"

by CrazyJay June 10, 2009

brown ringer

The local creep in the work place who grovels around the management

the creeps just left the boses office
so the boss must have a brown ring on his dick

by paul May 7, 2005

brown ringer

a dried up meal named after the ring of dried gravy on a diner plate after being kept warm in an oven

christ ! is that the time ?.looks like i`m in for a brown ringer when i get home.

by stevo September 23, 2003

the brown ringer

While two person of the opposite sex are engaging in intercourse of a dog-like nature, the male partner slides a small cellular telephone, vibrate on, into the females anus. The resulting situation allows for a more literal booty call.

John was pounding that thirsty trick's vag doggie style when he got a phone call. Rather than answer the cell phone, he gave her the brown ringer.

by bobbyjoe003 December 3, 2007

The Brown Eyed Ringer

The act of placing your wedding ring inside the vagina while having anal sex.

I can't wait to get married and give her the brown eyed ringer on our honeymoon.

by JTCK December 3, 2017

Brown Ranger

A person who is just acting like a turd out there. It doesn't take much: a foolish mistake, tripping on a shoe lace, stumbling over a sentence. The power rangers used to be colored according to their race/stereotype so naturally the brown ranger is the turd of the bunch.

(kid spills ketchup on his shirt, trips on his shoe laces and starts crying)
"nice move brown ranger"

by Humble man May 26, 2013

Ranger brown

the name of a kick-ass indivdual that wrestles bears in the morning and chokes mountian lions with his bear.......skin hands: An indivdual who lives in any kind of outdoor region with the most extreem of conditions.

(bret)"dude what happened to you"

(jack)"i camped out on top of mnt. everest"

(bret)"you look like crap"

(jack)"i know!"

(bret)"who the hell do you think you are? Ranger Brown??!!

by Dr. Strange-Love March 31, 2010