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Brother-in-Christ zoned

The Christian version of friendzone. Generally done by girls who don't want to have a relationship with their admirer.
"Hey… Jenny… I want you to know… I really like you.

"Ooohhh… Andrew I see you more as a Brother in Christ…"

(Andrew) "Alright"
(Inside Andrew's mind) NOOOOOO, I've been Brother-in-Christ zoned!!!!

My brother in Christ 

what you call someone before you call them out on their problems/hypocrisy
My mom: I don't like all the cleavage you have.

Me: My brother in Christ, you gave it to me.

My brother in Christ 

Used to replace jokes containing the N-word
Dudes be like “Subway Sucks”
My brother in Christ you made the sandwich

My Brother in Christ 

Used as an exaggerative and sarcastic address to a person acting stupidly or saying something dumb. A gentlemanly replacement for "motherf***er".
*playing Battlefield 4, knifing an opponent, only to be team killed by an overzealous noob teammate thirsty for the kill and mowing you both down*

"MY BROTHER IN CHRIST I HAD THE SITUATION UNDER CONTROL"

My brother in christ 

Meaning bro, homie, or some sort of word relating to friend.
Friend 1: "K bro hear me out, *says the most criminal thing you've ever heard*"
Friend 2: "My brother in christ, wtf?"
My brother in christ by berriboy January 31, 2024

My brother in christ 

A family-friendly replacement for:
-Bitch
-Motherfucker
-A word I can't say for pewdiepie reasons
-and many more! :steamhappy:
"MY HEAR ME OUT IS any character"
"My brother in christ why are you saying this in a PUBLIC LOBBY there are CHILDREN here"