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Brookline High School 

quite possibly the worst place anyone could attend school. Full of pompous jackholes, speds, goths, hippies, anarchist punks, ugly girls who pretend to be slutty, abusive athletic coaches, and teachers who do nothing but suck Karl Marx and Vlad Lenin's dick day in and out.
Person 1: Where do you go to school?
Person 2: Brookline High School, BIATCH!!!
Person 3: Oh, that explains the limp. Who did you up the ass today? Stalin? Mao? Marx? Dr. Bob?

Hollis-Brookline High School

A "Blue Ribbon School" (whatever that's suposed to mean) located in Hollis, New Hampshire. Home of the cavaliers, it is attended by many rich and spoiled teens from the towns of Hollis and Brookline. There is a small handful of lower-middle class to poor students but they just get looked down on by everyone else. Most Hollis kids think that Brookline kids are poor hicks even though they're just slightly less rich than them. Most students live a sheltered life but the learning atmosphere is safe and well-suited for education. There are a few good teachers but most think their students are bad even though even the worst students at HB are better than the average kid at any other school. If you're rich, smart, and social this is the school for you.
Conversation at Hollis-Brookline High School
HB kid: So this summer I'm going to spend one week at my lake house and then its off to Paris!
Normal kid who just moved to town: Dude you have two houses? Thats wicked cool!
HB kid: I acutally have three.
Normal kid: Wow three!
HB kid: Wait, you only have one house? Hahaha what are you poor?
Normal Kid: No, actually i'm just normal
HB: I don't now anyone that doesn't have at least two! Haha
Normal kid: You're a fag!
HB kid: What's a fag?

Brookside High School 

A high school in Sheffield Lake, Ohio that everyone makes out to be this great place and in reality, a major hell whole! Drug dealers everyone, ghetto white minorities, and 18 year olds that are still sophomores. The teachers are mostly dumb and the football team sucks major ass. The only thing good about Brookside is the Volleyball team and Drama Club. Sheffield Lake is party central for weekends. Everyone is always drinking. Lake Brookside happens sometimes too! That's when rain water fills up the school parking lot and floods because no one has cleaned it out in 10 damn years!
Brookside High School by S.K.L December 5, 2012

Brooklyn Technical High School 

the only school where it is ok to play with swords in the park next to it. A school that will give you so much HW that you will have no time to watch TV. A school with so many asians that you will eventually have Asian Fever. A school where it is not hard to find fake people. A school that can make you feel like SHYT after being the top of you school in middle school. A school for the "Stuy. Rejects". A school where you can make some great freinds that can get you through all the bullshit you deal with in this school and can make it worthwhile.
Little Bobby cried for three days after finding out he was rejected by Stuyvesant but said "Fuck It, I'll Go to Brooklyn Technical High School!" there he Found that he can get so much and HW and can't even watch family guy anymore. But he became friends with Stanely and found that brooklyn tech isnt all bad

brookland-cayce high school 

You ever been to a dumpster behind a strip club well welcome to Brookland Cayce High School. Nothing but a bunch of good rats. The heaters only work during the summer And the air condition only works during winter. The athletic director is so shady that the sun never shines over there. The teachers, oh wait they barley even have teachers because they sleep with all the students . Most of the teachers are dam crack heads stuck on meth. Even the out side of their school looks like a meth lab. The students are very disrespectful with their bicycle head ass, Stewart little loooking ass. The “negros” smell like boiled quarters. The white folks smell like dog piss and covered in fleas The Mexican smell like "wetbacks". Everyone At brookland Cayce has the most nastiest smell to them. All the sluts & whores walk around like their shit don’t stink when in Reality they smell like fish. Then you got the white girls who walk around with their face all covered with makeup to the point they look like clowns. Then If you really wanna know about two-face hoes go to Brookland Cayce High School. The inside of the school smells like a cat litter box. Every corner you turn there is always a dead roach. Its so fucking nasty at BC that a raccoon even lives inside of it. The Basketball team is very ass got one boy name london who came from AIRPORT because he didn't make the team but barley get any PT over at BC the nigga really ass af "Bench Warmer" you bastard bitch.
Brookland-Cayce High School

brookland-cayce high school 

You ever been to a dumpster behind a strip club well welcome to Brookland Cayce High School. The athletic director is so shady that the sun never shines over there. The teachers, oh wait they barley even have teachers. Most of the teachers are dam crack heads stuck on meth. Even the out side of their school looks like a meth lab. The students are very disrespectful with ther bicylce head ass, Stewart little looking ass. The “negros” smell like boiled quarters. The white folks smell like dog piss and covered in lice. The Mexican smell like wetbacks. Everyone At brookland Cayce has the most nastiest smell to them. All the sluts and whores walk around like their shit don’t stink when in Reality they smell like fish. Then you got the white girls who walk around with their face all covered with makeup to the point they look like clowns. Then If you really wanna know about two-face people go to Brookland Cayce High School. The inside of the school smells like a cats litter box. Every corner you turn there is always a dead roach. Its so fucking nasty at BC that a raccoon even lives inside of it.
Brookland-Cayce high school