broken windowz
broken windowz by jayyrie September 19, 2018
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da broken window
when you bang a chick in a van (preferably a piece of shit van) then throw her through a van window (a rolled up window so that she smashes through the glass and onto the street). thus, "da broken window"
da broken window by uberdada July 7, 2008
Broke the Window
When a drunk college kid shatters a window, leading to a series of events that lead one to believe they have been cursed. These events could include
1. Arrest for underage/ public urination/ stealing a bike
2. Loss of license for three months
3. Giving the flu to half of your friends
4. Car breaking down driving a friend home
5. Ols getting his D-Dub
1. Arrest for underage/ public urination/ stealing a bike
2. Loss of license for three months
3. Giving the flu to half of your friends
4. Car breaking down driving a friend home
5. Ols getting his D-Dub
When we go back up to penn state we have to find that dick that Broke the Window because i need to put a face to the curse hes left on me
Broke the Window by MichaelWilliamHagan January 19, 2009
Don’t broke my window
Boyfriend: I'm going out tonight with the boys
Girlfriend: I told you I didn't approve of that. Don’t broke my window!
Girlfriend: I told you I didn't approve of that. Don’t broke my window!
Don’t broke my window by Psssss311 May 10, 2022
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