Brocks story was soon put out there that Michelle Obama had strapped her red long dildo on, and gaped his asshole.
by lexistexs November 6, 2020
wanna be blonde green eyes and slender body loved by everyone that knows her their is never a quiet moment around her outgoing jokester loves making music videos in spare time most likely lives in a house full of cats has had her share of jerky boyfriends but what can you do she loves sushi and craves it constantly biting her nails to nothing is her worst habit destiney is one of a kind in every way
by coolcat112365 December 31, 2011
A guy who says offensive things and decides whether he was joking based on the reaction of people around him.
by FoxxGaming01 February 24, 2021
by udubdawgsfan January 8, 2010
Colby Brock? Do you mean the most perfect, handsome, hot, cute, soft kansas boy ever?
I could talk about colby for hours on end, where do i even start?! That i would let him do ANYTHING to me? I mean ANYTHING. If he hold me to go kill somebody for his love, i would. Go rob a old lady for you? OFC!!!!
I could talk about colby for hours on end, where do i even start?! That i would let him do ANYTHING to me? I mean ANYTHING. If he hold me to go kill somebody for his love, i would. Go rob a old lady for you? OFC!!!!
Them: do you know Colby brock?
Me: do i know the hottest most perfect boy from kansas?! OFC I DO!!
Them: oh..? Cool…?
Me: do i know the hottest most perfect boy from kansas?! OFC I DO!!
Them: oh..? Cool…?
by Karoline2257 January 2, 2023
*insert every single synonym of attractive* man on this planet and i won't say otherwise HOW CAN HE BO SO HAT AND SO CUTE AT THE SAME TIME-
literally BEAUTIFUL BLUE EYES, impeccable jawline, just overall amazing
literally BEAUTIFUL BLUE EYES, impeccable jawline, just overall amazing
any person who has standards: hey who are you watching
me: dadd- i mean colby brock
any person who has standards: rly omg he's so fine *pulls out phone* *subscribes*
me: dadd- i mean colby brock
any person who has standards: rly omg he's so fine *pulls out phone* *subscribes*
by hearts.for.colbs_ January 24, 2023
the hottest man alive.
friend 1: hey you know who Colby Brock is?
friend 2: of course i do, i want those hands of his as a choker, duh.
friend 2: of course i do, i want those hands of his as a choker, duh.
by colbystesticals April 19, 2021