Bro'ser

1. Any black male, teenage, or adult (predominantly inner city). Who started skateboarding only because of Lil Wayne.

2. Black males who only skateboard because it is popular at the moment and have no real ability, because for him its all about the look. Not to be confused with black males who actually try to hone their skills.

3. Any black male continuously walking with or has a skateboard strapped to his backpack, but never actually uses it.

1. Bro 1..."Whats up homeboy"

Bro 2..."I'm gravy playa"

Bro 1..."How long have you been skating?"

Bro 2..."Bouta year and a half"

Bro 1..."Show me a ollie"

Bro 2..."Wuts a ollie?"

Bro 1..."Fuckin' Bro'ser!!"

2. Dude 1..."Why is that guy holding his skateboard hollerin' at that chic over there?"

Dude 2..."Because he's a lame ass bro'ser who thinks he looks cool n shit, but he actually looks dumb as fuck"

Dude 1..."Oh yeah...your right lol"

3. OMG!, again with the walking and the carrying of the skateboard...when does this bro'ser actually skate??

by R. L. Strong "RaRa LyLo" August 26, 2013

Are you serious right neow bro?

A common used word for losers that use tiktok all day and get no bitches.

Dad: Son, your mother has just got diagnosed with stage 4 cancer. Lets pray to god and the holy spirit that she will recover.

Son: Are you serious right neow bro?

by megafatbuttholeboy54 September 11, 2022

Seriously, Bro?

A comeback that works on any insult.

"That guy tried to fight me for no reason, and I said, "Seriously, bro?""

by Massive Monster Tree August 16, 2011

are you serious right now bro

A phrase common used by sustainable individuals with a healthy, wealthy life.

Friend: Bro my dog died
You: Are you serious right now bro

by CautEpic September 14, 2022

service a bro

The act of performing an oral sexual deed to a male.

Where is Brendan?
I think he is out on call to service a bro

by RiCKY August 17, 2015

are you serious right neow bro?

a phrase used by people that have a brain smoother than a babies buttcheeks.

mom: 'your grandmother is dying to cancer.. she's stage 4.. lets pray to god that she wins the fight against it.'
baby buttcheek brain boy: 'are you serious right neow bro?'

by beemovieisaW November 21, 2022

Are you serious right neow bro

A iconic 6 worded phrase commonly used by famous YouTube streamer who’s name is Darren Watkins Jr. Usually referred to as “IShowSpeed” who has been a iconic internet sensation known by his outrageous impulses, and by his iconic moments. For example, him raging, Talking Ben, His obsession for the Portuguese Footballer, Cristiano Ronaldo. And by doing extreme dangerous activities and challenges. The “Are you serious right neow bro” phrase takes back all the way to July 2022 where one of ‘Speed’s clones’ who’s name is Emerson O’Dell, usually referred to as “WhiteBoyEm” said that phrase in a stream of him playing the video game called “Fall Guys. And since then, that 6 worded phrase has been used all around the internet.

IShowSpeed: “Bro I swear. If I get one more Mexican player I’m getting off this game.”
*he gets a Spanish player*
Also IShowSpeed: “are you serious right neow bro. ALL THESE FUCKING MEXICAN PLAYERS!”

by Randomurbanidiot March 22, 2023