brizander 

The relationship between two characters from a dnd Champaign created by loved DM Samuel Cunningham and developed over the course of 2 years. A message to those of you who looked this up after i said it in the chat, you stink :)

"Brizander!!!!!! we stan Brizander"

brizander by Dread381 April 23, 2021

Brizaned 

1.The act of doing a "one up" when someone is telling a story.

2. To tell a lie or an exaderation that is obviously false to everyone, but the person telling the lie thinks everyone is to dumb to notice.

Example 1.

Man 1- " I crashed my car yesterday and broke three of my ribs."

Man 2- " I crashed my car last week and broke all my ribs, both arms and cracked my skull."

Man 3- "you got Brizaned."

Example 2

A geeky old man standing in a biker bar telling stories of when he was in the hells angels, when its obvious to everyone he has never even been on a motorcycle.

Brizaned by Red Devil 1983 October 1, 2009

Brandered 

v. To be disqualified from participation in an event, especially political, by a technicality.

I wanted to vote but I got brandered because there was a typo on my ID.

Brandered by randomname12345 May 22, 2009

Briandead 

LIke "braindead" but on a new spectrum of thick-headedness; reserved only for people named "Brian" or "Brain"

The answer to the question is 5x+12, not whatever garbage you have... you are so briandead.

Briandead by BiggestBrainBoy April 7, 2019

No brander 

A person place or thing that is so unpopular, they're no Branders

Jack where's cheap socks.

What is the brand of sock?
No Branders!

No brander by Justinlovesfoodand September 26, 2014

Brander 

The name for a major deity in some small tribal east african religions.

Bro, im tweakin i think Brander might smite me.

Brander by ccc725 August 2, 2010

Bromander in Chief 

A man who has bromances with many other guys. He may aLso have broes (man hoe) who are paid by other men to have bromances with. EquivaLent to a pimp, except with straight men.

"Johnny, go taLk to one of those broes."
"No dude. Their bromander in chief is Ron!!! Ron tried to recruit me as a broe, but i wouLdn't go, so now Ron hates me!"

Bromander in Chief by Bromander in Chief December 8, 2009