It is your last pair of underwear before you know you have to do laundry. E stands for emergency. This is usually the pair of underwear that is your least favorite and gets very limited usage. It is the pair of underwear that has no rips or tares.
by Coin that phrase! February 24, 2011
Let's meet downstairs for a briefing.
by Abiwale April 1, 2021
County jail brown brief: the fresh white underwear that the county gives you to wear along with the blue shirt and pants.
Deputy : everybody line up…
Inmate: everybody get in line.
Deputy: tell them your size and go. Don’t hold the line. Whatever you get you cannot exchange it. Are we clear?
Inmate: large
Deputy: next
Inmate: small
Inmate: yo dept? Can I get a white one. This one is brown
Deptuty: they’re all the same. Next!
Inmate: yo dept. This one is brown. In the middle there’s poop on it…
Deputy: let me see that. Hold it up. Show me. Well what do you know. Next
Inmate: can I exchange it?
Deputy: nope. Wash it!
Inmate: that’s “county jail brown brief”
Inmate: everybody get in line.
Deputy: tell them your size and go. Don’t hold the line. Whatever you get you cannot exchange it. Are we clear?
Inmate: large
Deputy: next
Inmate: small
Inmate: yo dept? Can I get a white one. This one is brown
Deptuty: they’re all the same. Next!
Inmate: yo dept. This one is brown. In the middle there’s poop on it…
Deputy: let me see that. Hold it up. Show me. Well what do you know. Next
Inmate: can I exchange it?
Deputy: nope. Wash it!
Inmate: that’s “county jail brown brief”
by Bigbirddebelen November 10, 2022
An antiquated pair of dry fit boxer briefs that develop various size holes in the area of the taint, allowing bulges of the scrotum to protrude
Wife: Why the hell do you keep these things?
Wife (5 years later): I thought you threw these out!
Husband: absolutely not, those are my freedom briefs...balls deserve freedom, too....
Wife (5 years later): I thought you threw these out!
Husband: absolutely not, those are my freedom briefs...balls deserve freedom, too....
by Shasta LaShay October 25, 2020
Hi cut briefs are a type of women's underwear that feature a high waist band (similar to other types of women's briefs) and leg holes that are cut very high up on the underwear exposing a lot of the woman's thigh
Those are nice Hi cut briefs
by the real Joseph stalin May 22, 2019
Well, at the end of the day, I personally don’t judge people by who designed their outfit. I judge specifically on the brief.
So, if the challenge is to come out and look like an egg, I’m going to give the highest scores to the person that did the challenge the best and looks most egg-like. That’s the way that I do it.
It’s not about the money. If all you can afford is a leotard—and everybody knows how much I hate a leotard—make it not look like a leotard. I’m not going to penalize you because you can’t afford what somebody else can afford. Because it’s obvious! It’s so obvious who put more money into it and who could afford it more.
I come from nothing. I know what it’s like to have to scrap and to try and make things work. Both of my parents had jobs.
I had to make shit work. As a judge, I would never mark someone down because their outfit is not as high-level, high-skilled, and expensive as the other one.
Do you have confidence? Are you selling it?
Did you do the brief? Did you complete the challenge? Yes? Then you got me, girl.
So, if the challenge is to come out and look like an egg, I’m going to give the highest scores to the person that did the challenge the best and looks most egg-like. That’s the way that I do it.
It’s not about the money. If all you can afford is a leotard—and everybody knows how much I hate a leotard—make it not look like a leotard. I’m not going to penalize you because you can’t afford what somebody else can afford. Because it’s obvious! It’s so obvious who put more money into it and who could afford it more.
I come from nothing. I know what it’s like to have to scrap and to try and make things work. Both of my parents had jobs.
I had to make shit work. As a judge, I would never mark someone down because their outfit is not as high-level, high-skilled, and expensive as the other one.
Do you have confidence? Are you selling it?
Did you do the brief? Did you complete the challenge? Yes? Then you got me, girl.
by CatDadE January 27, 2021