A neurological condition whereby the patient's real personality is suddenly revealed by their simple loss of ability to accept views different to their own, Leave or Remain, to the point at which they suspend all respect for others and then enter into raised levels of judgement and hatred creating social division.
Signs include excess heat, hot sunken eyes, redness, finger poking, increased volume, pronounced veins, general appearance of shitty indignation and judgemental and personal posting on social media including memes that are borderline legal.
Brexititis can be highly contagious in closed circles such as pubs, market stalls, farms, small businesses, school staff rooms and hospitals and is more prevalent among people aged 30+. Bed rest is the only cure - hence young people tend never to catch it in the first place.
Signs include excess heat, hot sunken eyes, redness, finger poking, increased volume, pronounced veins, general appearance of shitty indignation and judgemental and personal posting on social media including memes that are borderline legal.
Brexititis can be highly contagious in closed circles such as pubs, market stalls, farms, small businesses, school staff rooms and hospitals and is more prevalent among people aged 30+. Bed rest is the only cure - hence young people tend never to catch it in the first place.
They were having a stimulating conversation and then someone said, "What do you reckon to the referendum?". Immigration was then discussed whereupon several people exhibited an episode of Brexititis.
by Brucester July 2, 2016
by DanielDosenbier March 17, 2019
Brexit
Verb: Brexiting
The act of telling everyone at a gathering (party, meeting ... etc.), that you are leaving, but actually staying.
Verb: Brexiting
The act of telling everyone at a gathering (party, meeting ... etc.), that you are leaving, but actually staying.
by ArabStud March 30, 2019
The verb "to brexit" is the annihilation of another player's ankles in the game of football or soccer.
by theoBO May 19, 2022
What a fucking Brexit Dave! You’re the one who not only built the suicide vest, but decided to wear it AND detonate it, how can it NOT be your fault?!
by Nevergoingtohappen November 14, 2018
The undefined being negotiated by the unprepared in order to get the unspecified for the uninformed.
by L'Agneau January 27, 2019
by Flash Slash April 2, 2019