Tim: Hey John did you do something to your hair?
John: Yea man, I got my bread sliced.
Example 2--
John walks into a barber shop, "hey can I'm here for my monthly bread slicing."
John: Yea man, I got my bread sliced.
Example 2--
John walks into a barber shop, "hey can I'm here for my monthly bread slicing."
by slipperywizard December 19, 2011
White person's reinvented definition of "home slice". Derived from their unfailing love for white bread, preferrably the "Wonder" variety.
by Cole January 17, 2004
by Random shawty June 08, 2016
by Please, Kill me September 21, 2021
1500's guy: "thats the best thing since the printing press."
Now: "thats the best thing since sliced bread."
Now: "thats the best thing since sliced bread."
by WoZouNiDeMaMa December 10, 2009
by Squirel December 11, 2008
Whole Bread (1723-1779) was a warrior from the 17th century who is most well-known for defending the town of Breadland. Born and raised in Breadland, he was the only child in the family and was abused by his parents. He ran away from home at the age of 8 when his father threatened to cover him in mayonnaise. He was kidnapped by fat people with fancy hats, being forced to work for them and their cooking business. However, he escaped at the age of 12 and was taken care of by breadnolologists until he was 17. After that he moved to Starchville, working as a butcher for 4 years. The 21-year-old Bread soon decided he wanted to join the Breadland army. He moved back to his hometown and was accepted into the military. He fought in many battles and overtime became a famous soldier. On June 5, 1779, he was once again kidnapped by the fancily hatted chefs he had met at an earlier age. They attempted to suffocate him using various meats and cheeses as payback for his escape. He killed several of the chefs, but was sliced in half by the leader, thus earning the nickname "Sliced Bread." Since then, the saying "the greatest thing since sliced bread" was coined in honor of the lost soldier.
by jugglablepotato23 September 03, 2013