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Branching Tree 

When a man or woman(if they are in to that)
inserts a closed fist into a woman's vagina. Once the vagina has been fully penetrated the man or woman slowly opens his/her fist resembling blooming blossoms on a tree in the spring time.
My girlfriend screamed when i introduced her to the branching tree. Maybe it was because i didn't trim my fingernails.
Branching Tree by Dan Schweddy February 24, 2009
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Tree branching 

When you’re having a conversation or telling a story and get off topic.
I keep tree branching and forgot what I wanted to say.
Tree branching by Choxy January 19, 2025

branchingtrees 

BranchingTrees loves Stepz!
branchingtrees by dkmetcalf May 8, 2023

branchingtrees 

branchingtrees is cool

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🀑🫡🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🀑🫡🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026