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Braille Driving

The art of driving totally by feel.

If someone is reversing out of a driveway and scrapes the whole length of the car along the fence they are said to be 'braille driving'.

Other examples are reversing in to posts or poles - once the driver hits the pole they know to stop.

Braille driving while parallel parking is achieved by running the tyres along the kerb or bumping in to the car behind or in front.

Any sort of driving that involves putting scrapes, dings, dents or bingles on the vehicle is considered to be braille driving.

Anything larger than a scrape, ding, dent or bingle is known as 'Advanced Braille Driving'.
"What are all those dings in your car"?

"I have been practising my braille driving"
Braille Driving by MrsMeat February 20, 2012

Alicia Brielle Davenport 

She’s very beautiful and she’s jojos wife so BACK OFF! I love her so much and she looks like an angel that fell from heaven. My love your beautiful and no matter what princess your the most prettiest girl ever!! 🥰
Hey u seen Alicia Brielle Davenport with jojo? SHES BADDDDDDD 🤤

Braiselle 

n. The epitome of the most delightful angel that ever walked the Earth. Displays her pink dyes ever so proudly and photoshops like a true champion. Just kidding. She won't read this far... tee hee.

v. To purposefully troll iBlink @ 4 AM with a late night Labyrinth run and live under bridges while secretly photoshopping some of the best screenshots the Vindictus community has ever seen.
I was looking forward to my tempurpedic , but then I got Braiselle'd.

What shade of Braiselle you going for?

Dude the amount of Braiselle in this raid is killing me right now.

drive by braille 

Dude! Pick a line! You're driving by braille!
drive by braille by yummybubbles December 21, 2004

driving by braille 

This occurs when someone who is driving on the freeway consistently drives on the white reflectors to guide their path as opposed to driving in the center of the reflector lines. Much akin to a blind person running their fingers over the special bumps to read something.
Hey are you gonna stop driving by braille or what? It's giving me a headache.

drive by braille 

"Bots dots" are raised plastic reflective bubbles that are placed on the top and bottom of the white and yellow road stripes, named after the chemist who designed them and found mainly in California. Driving over them results in a thudding that keeps you in lane. Driving by Braille, or "Braille Driving" is when someone is so drunk they navigate by the sound and vibration alone - or worse, lean out the window and feel their way along the road to find their way.
"George Bush was so drunk when he was pulled over, he must have been driving by Braille with one hand on the wheel and one on the road."