The Brainy Smurf

Getting your testicles gargled untill they turn blue (blue balls)

Dude why cant you sit down?

Oh I just got The Brainy Smurf

by minority426 December 24, 2009

brainy words

words you say that are big you have know idea what they mean but use them in a senctace to feel smart

smart guy:wuz up want to be in our study group
brainy words work
dumB guy:subliminal

smart guy: wow your smart

dumb guy:propaganda

*hot girls walk over and say hi*

dumb guy:textuallity

hot girls:*giggles* u want to go out sum time.

Dumb guy:sure

by dildo8 January 9, 2009

LL Kendrick Brainy

LL Kendrick Brainy is a nice, kind, caring and handsome man. He's a great lover and easy to fall in love with, who dropped the Mixtape (What Happens On Earth Stays On Earth WHOESOE /'hu ʃu/ ) on YouTube in april, 26th 2018.

Is someone super nice, who love people, a great bruh, somebody you can always count on, musically gifted, smart, kendrick and brainy, but also athletic, and willing to get down to business if needed. He's a great kisser, and super good at all the naughtier things in life. He's always smiling, keep this guy close to you, is someone you will miss one day.

People need to be more LL Kendrick Brainy

by Ryan Jhonson July 31, 2018

Brainis

Brain and Penis combined. It means that ur such a fucking smart person but all you think about is sex. That's when they call you a brainis.

1. Person: Mann ur such a brainis!

2. Person: Why?
1. Person: Because ur smart but all you think about is fucking Elys

by WinkBenceUwU May 29, 2020

High-5, brainy

When you've pulled a "Captain Obvious", and you know it.

Perception is reality. High-5, brainy! (Add palm slap to forehead, upon delivery)

by Sherwalt won July 9, 2017

Brainy Guess

When you don't know the answer to a question, but you feel like you need to make up an answer that kind of makes sense without giving a blatantly wrong or wild one. Common in smart kids and nowhere to exist in idiots.

Ah man, I ran our of time on the quiz since for the last question, I wanted to give a brainy guess.

by willywonkaboi May 29, 2019