A fucking retard who fails all of the easiest classes the school offers, is a dumb jock, except for the fact that he is retarded and got kicked off the team for shitty grades. The only language he understands is football, and nobody likes him, but he still thinks he is the shit. He thinks he is the smartest person in the school and actually has a future for something besides a football coach. One in a while Braeden can be seen in class with his hands down his pants, probably jacking off to another dumb jock.
"See that Braeden over there"
"yeah I fucking hate that stupid retard"
by 6head February 26, 2020
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Braeden is the love of Alyssa's life and after joining his livestream(keep it a secret) they became a Bonnie and Clyde love match. Their love story is also very successful and they will get rid of the annoying devil(satan) Cheyenne Bitches who tried to destroy their relationship forever

Braeden will soon return to the living God and the Gods will favor him and he will rise up as Alexander the Great and destroy every woman his way

His name and legacy will soon make history once he renews his malicious flirty ways. To be honest, you will never ever get to pull a Braeden after meeting him because another woman made the finest impression on him and now he has her wanting to get a Mazda so she can pray at the nearest Adoration Chapel

Cheyenne is NOT Braeden's girlfriend at all. Cheyenne is an annoying white, fat girl from Spokane Washington who violated Alyssa's privacy

Once God raises their situations, Cheyenne will be killed off in the end

Well Good, she always annoyed Alyssa. Even when she got rid of her and asked other people to stop talking to her boyfriend

Braeden would normally choose Alyssa over everyone. And even if he did talk to women, he lied to them and deceived them
Its very annoying if your boyfriend is a Braeden because no matter how much you pray, other women will take advantage. Once he gets into a relationship of great romance, privilege, and benefit, your going to love what he brings to the table.

He also gives you on the spot goals such as signing up for EBT Cash so you can use it when your together
by Happy Christian October 23, 2022
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a hot guy

id say that hes okay

dont embarass yourself in front of him though

is really just teamed with God the father
and is only here to correct you

will never speak up about his seriously relationship
Braeden would rather have a healthy girlfriend

well
by Happy Christian April 20, 2023
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He will soon be writing hate paragraphs for all the annoying women who disturbed him and his girlfriend.
Braeden is with Alyssa
by Happy Christian April 12, 2023
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A common mispronunciation of Brenden, this kid probably hasn’t hit puberty yet
Braeden, don’t you meanBrenden”?
by Brenden Feel May 11, 2020
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A very tall, generous, but evil guy that stalks u at night. Stay away and watch out. If you see a Braeden, the run away.
OMG!! It’s a Braeden! RUN!
by Skskskskksksksksksk37283 May 20, 2019
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The man with the largest dick in the entire universe.
You: Hey braeden
Braeden: Dont talk to me

Braeden: *whips out cock and beats you with it
by chunky monky 69420 gawkgawk April 26, 2023
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