1. Another term for having to take a dump. This is based on the fact that when Brady Quinn was eventually drafted the first words he utered to the press were, "I'm taking the Browns to the Super Bowl!"
2. A nasty case of the shits after a long night of drinking also known as the Hershey squirts.
An overratedfootball player that got punked in the 2007 NFL draft. Haha! People will now make fun of him unless he proves everyone wrong and becomes a great player.