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Boston Creampie 

The Boston Creampie occurs when, seconds prior to ejaculation, one removes the phallus and ejaculates onto the abdomen of another. One must then urinate onto the abdomen and/or upper torso of said ejaculate catcher in the shape of the letter "B". This is only worthwhile if the receiver is a fan of the New York Yankees Baseball club.
That cumdumpster I fucked last night told me she is a Yankees fan, so I gave her the Boston Creampie to show her the error of her ways.
Boston Creampie by Joseph Edward January 4, 2008

Boston Creampie 

When a woman takes a dump and doesn't wipe, and then her boyfriend fucks her and cums inside her unwiped, poop-covered asshole.
My girlfriend asked if we could do something different tonight, so I waited for her to take her nightly dump and I gave her a Boston Creampie
Boston Creampie by Rusty Shillelagh November 21, 2016

Boston Creampie 

The act of ejaculating inside a MIT undergraduate whilst saying "F**k You, Oh yeah" in a concentrated, pronounced Bostonian accent. Duration varies between six seconds to a full two minutes. In order to be accurate, one must wear one of the following while committing this act: A Celtics jersey, New England Patriots Jersey, or red socks. After ejaculation the partners must deposit the semen into a cup of New England clam chowder - only New England - and thereafter consume it with Irish beer.
Goodness fucking gracious do you smell that good-ass clam chowder? A couple must've gave each other a Boston Creampie!

Boston Creampie 

When a man fills a woman’s vagina with clam chowder.
Tommy stuffed my pink harbah full of clam chowdah last night. He gave me the warmest Boston creampie evah.

Boston Creampie 

When Mark Wahlberg fucks you good and gives you a creampie in the golden globes womens bathroom
1. yeah, he gave me the real Boston cream pie😍🥲
2. Omg I saw mark Wahlberg last night at the club and he gave me a Boston creampie

Boston Creampie 

A crème and chocolate bagel like thing.

Definition: when cum (white/crème) and shit (brown/chocolate) become mixed together in side rectum (like the enclose bagel)

Me: I’m about to cum in your ass
Her: wait! Your dick is too deep in my ass I feel like I’m about to shit
Me: Do it!
Her: *Does it*
Me: haha babe check this out it looks like the Boston Crème Pie we had at the restaurant

Her: oh my gosh it does)

When you’re f’n someone in the ass and they start to shit you as you cum.
Boston Creampie: Cum and shit mixed together inside the rectum

Baby when you cum I’m going on shit on your dick and give you a Boston crème pie
Boston Creampie by theBURRS July 21, 2022