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Booty Boarding

When a person gets waterboarded by a thick juicy ass sitting on his face drowning him with those sweet holes so wet from the individual struggling to breathe underneath, it would be more accurate to say they're drowning than suffocating.
"Hey, Sabrina, I've missed you. I will be home soon; do you need me to pick anything up before then?" "Get home, babe. I've missed you so much I'll be booty boarding you till I become a widow. Don't think tapping out and calling for mommy to be gentle will save you, ok?"
by Curare the defenestrator February 25, 2023
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Boofy Boardin

The act of butt chugging water. It is usually done when your body is under duress. Overheating and/or dehydration are common reasons for "drinking" H2O this way because science has proven your body absorbs liquids better anally than orally. Also there is no better way to lower core body temperature than a nice glass of icewater pumped through your poop chute.
"Is Loren OK? "
"Meh, he'll be fine. That anal fissure he got from Ol'Fireplug had him crying and sweating so much he bout had a stroke from dehydration. He's in the back now *boofy boardin a couple Ice mountains.
by Swirvvv1 November 1, 2021
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