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Booty Boarding

When a person gets waterboarded by a thick juicy ass sitting on his face drowning him with those sweet holes so wet from the individual struggling to breathe underneath, it would be more accurate to say they're drowning than suffocating.
"Hey, Sabrina, I've missed you. I will be home soon; do you need me to pick anything up before then?" "Get home, babe. I've missed you so much I'll be booty boarding you till I become a widow. Don't think tapping out and calling for mommy to be gentle will save you, ok?"
by Curare the defenestrator February 25, 2023
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Ironing board booty

A very flat bottom. One you could almost iron a shirt on.
by D4/^1d July 28, 2015
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