A small gun that you keep in your boot and use to commit armed robbery thus elevating your economic status in society.
by Skatchface February 1, 2017
A derogatory word for Italian douchebags. The term "Bootstrap" originates from the Italian peninsula's resemblance of a boot.
by Your Local Memer December 20, 2017
Diving technique that involves a front flip mimed as if you were flipping yourself by pulling yourself up by your bootstraps.
by FakeSteveJobs September 21, 2010
When you've had too much weed and you start to become part of the couch, chair or whatever you're sitting on.
by BillBobGates August 22, 2019
The Bootstrap Paradox is a theoretical paradox of time travel that occurs when an object or piece of information sent back in time becomes trapped within an infinite cause-effect loop in which the item no longer has a discernible point of origin, and is said to be “uncaused” or “self-created”.
A time traveller who was a big fan of Beethoven goes back in time to 18th century Germany to search for Beethoven for an autograph. Upon reaching the destination, the time traveller cannot find Beethoven anywhere, not even Beethoven's family have heard of him. Not being able to bear the thought of a world without Beethoven's music, the time traveller coincidently has all of Beethoven's sheet music, he copies it up and publishes it. The time traveller has become Beethoven and the timeline resumes as usual, this is what we call a Bootstrap Paradox.
by Driptual November 17, 2019
Amy: I just heard a politician on television say that the Bible justifies separating children from their mothers at the border. What BS!
Juan: Seriously? I bet God really hates it when people try to Bible bootstrap their own evil ideas to the good book.
Juan: Seriously? I bet God really hates it when people try to Bible bootstrap their own evil ideas to the good book.
by builtforspeed July 25, 2018
While you are engaging in doggy style sex a co-worker walks in and catches you in the act and without hesitation you stick out your hand the index finger and birdie finger extended and point to the girl and say "GET IN HERE"! thus forming the THE BOOTSTRAP TURNER or the eiffel tower!
at a party you talk a girl into going somerwhere to be alone. shortly after starting doggy style sex a man bursts in and you without hesitation say hey get in here! thus forming the eiffel tower or "THE BOOTSTRAP TURNER"
by chief salty August 4, 2011