Bonobo Handshake

Humans shake hands to greet. Bonobos have sex. Bonobo handshaking- having sex.
Businessman one: We've got the usual meet and greet- shake hands and smile 'sincerely'.
Businessman two: when it comes to greeting her businesswoman in distance, I's give her a bonobo handshake!
by Liakias April 08, 2009
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Bonobo handshake

; To let off steam by making out and/or sex after being in a argument. Term is taken off some Australian woman's documentary that coined the term about bonobos having sex to settle with disagreements.
"Donnie and Gwen were yelling at each other and then out of nowhere both started a bonobo handshake."
by GreenGargoyle May 23, 2025
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Bonobo handshake

; To let off steam by making out and/or sex after being in a argument. Term is taken off some Australian woman's documentary that coined the term about bonobos having sex to settle with disagreements.
"Donnie and Gwen were yelling at each other and then out of nowhere both started a bonobo handshake."
by GreenGargoyle May 23, 2025
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