a male's attempt to arouse a female by rubbing his throbbing erection against her body. Normally occurs during dry sex with a female who is a total prude
Danimal: "Dude, I totally bonerized your cousion last night."
Jeremy: "Is this before or after you took a shit in the urinal?"
Danimal: "It was after the Danimal doo dooed in the Margarita Ranch pisser."
Jeremy: "Hey Cade, lets go take pictures of your balls on Drew's face when he's passed out."
Danimal: "I'm going to bonerize Padgett next. Those hooker boots make my loins tingle."
Jeremy: "Is this before or after you took a shit in the urinal?"
Danimal: "It was after the Danimal doo dooed in the Margarita Ranch pisser."
Jeremy: "Hey Cade, lets go take pictures of your balls on Drew's face when he's passed out."
Danimal: "I'm going to bonerize Padgett next. Those hooker boots make my loins tingle."
by Danimal F. May 9, 2008
“And that is a boner on my part, when I was your age, I made some huge boners. Boners that i wish i could get back now.”
“I don’t think he knows what boner means.”
“I don’t think he knows what boner means.”
by MeAndTheBoysDrinkingBEANS December 21, 2021
by mcjesus16 November 14, 2017
by The Dirtyminedfangirl! April 22, 2019
An Austronesian language from the Indonesian island of Sulawesi with approximately 10,000 native speakers.
I'm gonna bonerate your mom in the armpit til she dies of from a mixture of blood loss and sexual pleasure.
by trollbog January 9, 2012
1) When the male genetalia, fills with blood and becomes errect. This can last anywhere from two minutes to two days, depending on performance and any drugs inherent in the host.
2) A person that is excessively lazy, not wanting to ever do anything or take responsibility for actions.
2) A person that is excessively lazy, not wanting to ever do anything or take responsibility for actions.
1) ex.... Dude, I saw this smoking girl at the mall yesterday and I popped a huge "boner" in front of my parents.
2)
Guy 1: Man, John never wants to do anything, he just sits there.
Guy 2: What a "boner"!
2)
Guy 1: Man, John never wants to do anything, he just sits there.
Guy 2: What a "boner"!
by 2J May 11, 2005
1. Something that occurs when the blood leaves a man's brain and goes to his cock.
2. Something that you hide from your parents when there's a female in the room.
2. Something that you hide from your parents when there's a female in the room.
by Vicious Bitch June 30, 2006