When you are on the couch with a girl, but decide to leave her and get a drink, such as a glass of milk, or three. The objective is to make her want your company even more
by Kentmurphy October 30, 2017
a German film director so bad (namely for his video game adaptions) that he makes the other bad film directors look like Oscar contenders
by extreme133 June 19, 2010
A German film director best known for movie adaptations of video games, such as House of the Dead, Alone in the Dark, and Bloodrayne.
The quality of his films has often caused him to be referred to as a latter-day Ed Wood. This is inaccurate; Wood was enthusiastic but inept, an earnest director whose vision as an artist greatly outstripped his meager abilities as a filmmaker. Boll's films are driven by cynical exploitation of German tax law that allows a movie to make money even when it fails at the box office. He is better thought of as a real-life Max Bialystock from The Producers, a movie in which a Broadway producer attempts to make money by intentionally staging a massive flop, Springtime for Hitler.
Rumors have said that the German government will be closing the tax loophole exploited by Boll. If true, this will almost certainly end Boll's career as a director, as his movies are universally reviled by critics and shunned by audiences.
The quality of his films has often caused him to be referred to as a latter-day Ed Wood. This is inaccurate; Wood was enthusiastic but inept, an earnest director whose vision as an artist greatly outstripped his meager abilities as a filmmaker. Boll's films are driven by cynical exploitation of German tax law that allows a movie to make money even when it fails at the box office. He is better thought of as a real-life Max Bialystock from The Producers, a movie in which a Broadway producer attempts to make money by intentionally staging a massive flop, Springtime for Hitler.
Rumors have said that the German government will be closing the tax loophole exploited by Boll. If true, this will almost certainly end Boll's career as a director, as his movies are universally reviled by critics and shunned by audiences.
I thought about going to see the latest Uwe Boll movie, but decided to stay home and spend an evening driving carpet tacks into my scrotum instead.
by BlairHippo March 24, 2006
by Poleno September 21, 2006
1. German film director, akin to a modern Ed Wood, who primarily films very bad video game to movie adaptions such as House of the Dead.
2. Something or someone that is extremely bad, untalented, or stupid.
2. Something or someone that is extremely bad, untalented, or stupid.
"Uwe Boll is surely the worst director since Ed Wood"
"Man, that shot was Uwe Boll"
"God I'm sucking at this game today, I'm playing like Uwe Boll"
"Man, that shot was Uwe Boll"
"God I'm sucking at this game today, I'm playing like Uwe Boll"
by arkanis50 January 11, 2005
A rather expensive day and boarding school founded in 1933 with good academics and an EXCELLENT sports program. A great school to grow up in, just the right size. The middle school is somewhat clique-y, but in the high school, it's easy to be friends with everyone. Just put some effort into academics and get involved in some clubs or sports... you'll make friendships that will last a lifetime! Gorgeous campuses with attractive buildings and large, old trees. Kids here often have high expectations from their parents.
I love The Bolles School!!
by praderadeprimavera March 26, 2011