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The Bolles School

A rather expensive day and boarding school founded in 1933 with good academics and an EXCELLENT sports program. A great school to grow up in, just the right size. The middle school is somewhat clique-y, but in the high school, it's easy to be friends with everyone. Just put some effort into academics and get involved in some clubs or sports... you'll make friendships that will last a lifetime! Gorgeous campuses with attractive buildings and large, old trees. Kids here often have high expectations from their parents.
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The Bolles School

Updated definition*** A school in Jacksonville, FL that used to be filled with high goals and expectations. A place that used to be filled with a balance of success ranging over all aspects of life. A place where you could find a four star QB and potential Heisman trophy winner (Mac Jones) not only working hard on the football field but in the social scene, raging at parties. Or perhaps you preferred to take a seat at lunch between two gold medalist swimmer Joseph Schooling and Ryan Murphy. Either way Bolles used to be a place to excel in life academically, socially, and athletically... until the rise of President Hodges. Hodges has made disastrous changes at The Bolles School limiting capacity at sporting events during COVID to the lowest in NE FL, employing the least diverse group of teachers of any private school in America (probably) and has ruined fun so much that a student could get all Senior privileges and be banned from all school events for cursing. Classes 20', 21' have tried to maintain the high social status of Bolles during these times, but are inevitably losing grip.
Yo where you go to high school man?

The Bolles School.

Oh ok what class?
Class of 21'
Oh ok, your cool, don't even think about inviting one of your younger bros to the party though.

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026