Matt bogan
by Jordyn and bek April 12, 2004
www.myspace.com/simmolovesshazza
by Farkin Simmo August 10, 2008
The greatest, and most exceptional professional wrestler (and athlete) to have ever graced the squared circle, bar none. A true living legend and benchmark on how all wrestlers should become.
by Frank.Huckingbush November 3, 2016
A Black Bogan is a Bogan that is black and lives in/was born in Australia.
Things that make somebody a Bogan:
-Low IQ
-They got pregnant in their teen years and became a teen mum that still lives at home with THEIR mum and so the child lives with it's grandma (Bogans generally only have one parent not two parents at home so they were raised by a single mum and then they turned into a single mum).
-They don't know who their baby daddy is because they had sex with too many guys to rule out who the father is. The child has no father on it's birth certificate due to it's mum sleeping around.
-They definitely dropped out of school just to become a hooker or a drug dealer.
-They walk out the door with messy hair (that looks they just got rooted) because they think brushing their hair is a waste of time.
-Their teeth looks yellow and uncared for.
-They love to smoke and vape.
-They receive a payment from centrelink.
-They are diagnosed with Aspergers and use that as an excuse to be an asshole that says whatever they want without any regard to how it makes other people feel.
-They do drugs with strangers.
-They have sex in public and complain when people look at them (it's probably because most bogans still live with their parents because they're too broke and lazy to move out).
-They wear inappropriate clothes
but they will get irritated when the police have to stop them in the middle of the street for public indecency.
Things that make somebody a Bogan:
-Low IQ
-They got pregnant in their teen years and became a teen mum that still lives at home with THEIR mum and so the child lives with it's grandma (Bogans generally only have one parent not two parents at home so they were raised by a single mum and then they turned into a single mum).
-They don't know who their baby daddy is because they had sex with too many guys to rule out who the father is. The child has no father on it's birth certificate due to it's mum sleeping around.
-They definitely dropped out of school just to become a hooker or a drug dealer.
-They walk out the door with messy hair (that looks they just got rooted) because they think brushing their hair is a waste of time.
-Their teeth looks yellow and uncared for.
-They love to smoke and vape.
-They receive a payment from centrelink.
-They are diagnosed with Aspergers and use that as an excuse to be an asshole that says whatever they want without any regard to how it makes other people feel.
-They do drugs with strangers.
-They have sex in public and complain when people look at them (it's probably because most bogans still live with their parents because they're too broke and lazy to move out).
-They wear inappropriate clothes
but they will get irritated when the police have to stop them in the middle of the street for public indecency.
Guy 1: See that Black Bogan with the pram and messy hair?
Guy 2: Yeah...
Guy 1: Ignore her because she's looking for attention.
Guy 2: Yeah...
Guy 1: Ignore her because she's looking for attention.
by BadboyTristan April 14, 2023
The act of working a hard 8 hours and still achieving nothing; appearing tired after a grueling day of nothing.
by jason mcintosh January 26, 2008
Refers to gym junkie Australian low-class citizens who live in areas outside of the Eastern or Northern suburbs.
Often sporting a deep tan obtained the free way by lying outdoors (for those from the southern suburbs, on a southern beach, for those from the western suburbs, near Parramatta River or in the backyard on the concrete slab). A buff bogan is occasionally attractive, but they are a rare find, much like finding water in the west.
Bogans usually shop at Lowes, a budget chain store, the female equivalent being Supre.
Buff bogans converse in a different dialect and have strong accents, often using phrases like fuckin oath, cracker, strewth, blimey, and often call their women "sheilas".
Often sporting a deep tan obtained the free way by lying outdoors (for those from the southern suburbs, on a southern beach, for those from the western suburbs, near Parramatta River or in the backyard on the concrete slab). A buff bogan is occasionally attractive, but they are a rare find, much like finding water in the west.
Bogans usually shop at Lowes, a budget chain store, the female equivalent being Supre.
Buff bogans converse in a different dialect and have strong accents, often using phrases like fuckin oath, cracker, strewth, blimey, and often call their women "sheilas".
PHWOAARRR!!!! That guy over there is sexy. He has no shoes and he looks like he spends a lot of time admiring himself in the mirror. He has an awesome tan. His guns are huge. He's so fine, I bet he can pull a macgyver. That is one hot diggity buff bogan.
by anon aussie January 19, 2009
An Aussi (Australian) or Kiwi (New Zealander) that has embraced the Bogan (see Urban Dictionary definition), having perfected its finest nuances. Briefly, describes a Hiace driving species, adorned with a perfect mullet. Their missing teeth are in finest form, well apportioned with the uniform flannie (flanel). Jedi level bogans have perfected the decibels of AC/DC playing from their trailer and have the unique ability to levitate tinnies (cans of beer) into perfect skulling (chugging) position with a simple wave of the hand.
Aw, mate, did you see how Pike levitated that tinnie and skulled it straight away?! Mate, Bogan Jedi, I reckon!
by auswayward September 29, 2017