boebert

semen after it's been in an asshole

Don't slip in that boebert.

by nzbs33k3r November 13, 2020

Boebert

When a person burps and vomits slightly into their throat.

Woman: I just had a Boebert.

Man: What‘s that?
Woman: I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. I’m fine.

by Y’allQueda January 19, 2021

Boebert

A person whose cognitive and social development stalled in early pubescence.

Did you hear her speech to congress? What a boebert!

I'm not a boebert, you're a boebert!

by Mall Ninja January 16, 2021

Boebert

Another word for a pervert.

Person A: "Did you hear her husband exposed himself in a bowling alley and was arrested for lewd exposure?"
Person B: "Wow, her husband is a total boebert!"

by SaveAmericaBlessTroops November 19, 2021

Boebert

Verb - To fail at something thoroughly by having done something incredibly stupid.

"Damn it, Lauren, you used the wiper fluid while we're driving a convertible! You really boeberted."

"I boeberted my job interview. They asked what made me leave my last job and I said my boss was a fucking idiot."

by MrZeg October 14, 2021

Boebert

The shit you take after your first cup of coffee in the morning

"Boy was that a stinky Boebert"
"One minute, I'm finishing up my Boebert"

by DrJMontana June 15, 2022

Boebert

A load of semen that has been deposited intranasally then hocked up and spit out or swallowed.

Gross! That looks like somebody's Boebert on the floor.

by Stmfitr February 20, 2021